Feb 1

[Magicbob]

OK guys, this contest will start tomorrow Feb 2 and run for 14 days.
I will post the question before 8:00 AM answers are due by 4PM the following day.

Get your thinking hats on.

 

[alankulwicki7]

Derek Oliver. And that's my final answer.

 

[D.Oliver]

As mredburn has said many a times........Derek Oliver is never the answer!

 

[Magicbob]

Darn, now I gotta find 5 more questions

 

[markgum]

the answer is 13

 

[Robert Sherlock]

The answer is between 200-300

 

[geffre]

Zen and ...

Actually the answer is 42.

 

[Herb G]

Actually the answer is 42.

^^^^^^This^^^^^^.

The answer is always 42. Or beer. The cause of and answer to all of life's problems. (Homer J. Simpson)

 

[Magicbob]

just one final word of advice before I post question #1
When dealing with women, no matter what the question was, chocolate is NEVER the wrong answer.

 

[Herb G]

When dealing with women, no matter what the question was, chocolate is NEVER the wrong answer.

My wife asked me one time if her jeans made her butt look fat.
I said "Absolutely not". "Your big a$$ makes your butt look fat".

The Dr. says I'll walk again, only with a limp. :beat-up:

 

[Magicbob]

When dealing with women, no matter what the question was, chocolate is NEVER the wrong answer.

My wife asked me one time if her jeans made her butt look fat.
I said "Absolutely not". "Your big a$$ makes your butt look fat".

The Dr. says I'll walk again, only with a limp. :beat-up:

that reminds me of the time I was only half listening to her when she asked if she looked as fat as her sister. I replied No way more than your sister. I didn't see her again for over a week, then the swelling went down.

 

[Bob Wemm]

When dealing with women, no matter what the question was, chocolate is NEVER the wrong answer.

My wife asked me one time if her jeans made her butt look fat.
I said "Absolutely not". "Your big a$$ makes your butt look fat".

The Dr. says I'll walk again, only with a limp. :beat-up:

that reminds me of the time I was only half listening to her when she asked if she looked as fat as her sister. I replied No way more than your sister. I didn't see her again for over a week, then the swelling went down.

These are the questions that you cannot answer correctly, no matter what you say.

Bob

 

[Mr Vic]

When dealing with women, no matter what the question was, chocolate is NEVER the wrong answer.

My wife asked me one time if her jeans made her butt look fat.
I said "Absolutely not". "Your big a$$ makes your butt look fat".

The Dr. says I'll walk again, only with a limp. :beat-up:

that reminds me of the time I was only half listening to her when she asked if she looked as fat as her sister. I replied No way more than your sister. I didn't see her again for over a week, then the swelling went down.

These are the questions that you cannot answer correctly, no matter what you say.

Bob

That's why God Invented Pen Turning....Zip your lip and head out to the shop!