My Dear Old Dad....

[AceMrFixIt]

He sent me this in a email.


There was a bit of confusion at Ace Hardware this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of shotgun shells and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me!"

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.



When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future
.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!


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[Ted iin Michigan]

HA! Excellent!

 

[Sully]

That sounds like something my father inlaw would say.

 

[CharlesJohnson]

I would have told them to go fly a kite. After taking my money and sending me home. Never heard of such a rediculouse way of asking for a chredit card. Where did that come from. Or just a baseless joke???

 

[Lucky2]

Charles, yes it may be baseless joke/humor, but, it is funny baseless joke/humor.
Len

 

[Displaced Canadian]

My wife thought it was funny.

 

[monark88]

absolutely dry humor. My kind, very funny.
Russ

 

[AceMrFixIt]

I would have told them to go fly a kite. After taking my money and sending me home. Never heard of such a rediculouse way of asking for a chredit card. Where did that come from. Or just a baseless joke???

Get a hobby.......