Do all woman walk in backwards?

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Easy solution to problem. Just step outside and pee off the porch. Tell her that that is easier than trying to remember to put the lid down. One of two things will happen, either she will quit complaining or you better hope that rolling pin you made her is not very big and is made out of a soft wood.
 
We can go in the dark. We don't have to aim!


terryf said:
sbwertz said:
You get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. You don't turn the light on...it might wake you up! You grope your way to the toilet and sit down...and fall in!!!! NOT FUN! This is complicated by the fact that we have one of those elongated seat toilets, so when you fall in you REALLY fall in. Cold water on the butt at 3 am is grounds for justifiable homicide. :mad:
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Pretty much the same feeling we get when we get ricocheted by a high pressure water jet at 3am because you all forgot to lift the damn seat after you were finished 10 minutes earlier!! :devil:
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traderdon55 said:
Easy solution to problem. Just step outside and pee off the porch. Tell her that that is easier than trying to remember to put the lid down. One of two things will happen, either she will quit complaining or you better hope that rolling pin you made her is not very big and is made out of a soft wood.
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Not uncommon (particularily if one of the women happened to be taking her bath, which could take an hour or more) at my house while I was growing up nor was going behind a tree uncommon when we were playing outside - which was most of the time.
 
Smitty37 said:
Well we guys were outnumberd 5 to 3 at our house...that went to 5 to 2 then 5 to 1 as the boys were older and left home first. It finally got down to just me and our hound Chippy as males and he didn't use the inside bathrooms - preferred a shrub near the patio...
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So do I!!!! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

But it beats pooping in a can on a cruise ship!
 
Not to hyjack the thread but.
Instead of whining and complaining about the service on the ship, they should be thanking their happy stars that they aren't having to swim back.
 
JMCU said:
Not to hyjack the thread but.
Instead of whining and complaining about the service on the ship, they should be thanking their happy stars that they aren't having to swim back.
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What is absolutely deplorable is the fact that apparently the cruise line had absolutely no contingency plan for a loss of electrical power.
 
I just realized that the original picture was written in what looks like lipstick. I hope Dee did not use that lip stick afterward.
 
sbwertz said:
JMCU said:
Not to hyjack the thread but.
Instead of whining and complaining about the service on the ship, they should be thanking their happy stars that they aren't having to swim back.
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What is absolutely deplorable is the fact that apparently the cruise line had absolutely no contingency plan for a loss of electrical power.
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Having spent some time on a ship at sea I can assure you there is NO contingency for loss of electrical power. Things just don't work until you get it back and it can be a real chore even to keep the ship moving.
 
Smitty37 said:
sbwertz said:
JMCU said:
Not to hyjack the thread but.
Instead of whining and complaining about the service on the ship, they should be thanking their happy stars that they aren't having to swim back.
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What is absolutely deplorable is the fact that apparently the cruise line had absolutely no contingency plan for a loss of electrical power.
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Having spent some time on a ship at sea I can assure you there is NO contingency for loss of electrical power. Things just don't work until you get it back and it can be a real chore even to keep the ship moving.
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Hear Hear.... I was stationed on a DER out of SF that was part of the air early warning system.... once at sea on our picket station we were part of the air force, checking incoming flights and ships.... we left port one picket on the emergency generator, cannibalizing number two generator to get number one back on line.... our pickets were 30 days out, 30 days in port... we were at sea on that particular picket almost 2 weeks before the number one generator came on line.... the emergency generator could only handle about half the power needs... we ran surface search radar once every half hour, surface to air radar every 10-15 minutes... no air conditioning, only absolutely necessary communication gear was on line... most transmitters were shut down, aft radio was total closed down, lights below deck were minimum for safety only, even one of the coffee urns was shut off... a ship without electric power better have sails.
 
i'm sure there is reason for all the mechanical and electrical sources to be isolated at the engine area as it would be the closest and therefore most efficient and logical location, however i find it disturbing there isn't some form of emergency backup at some other location in the ship. Again i apologize for hyjacking the thread.
PS: I put the seat and cover down afterwards most of the time and only the dog don't like it and he don't vote.
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