Do all woman walk in backwards?

[OKLAHOMAN]

I found that Dee had left me a note this morning.

So I left a return note;

She will notify everyone when and where the services will be held.

 

[airborne_r6]

HAHAHAHAHA I guess I better hurry up and order the stuff I was wanting from you while you are still around to ship it.

 

[76winger]

OH, that's SO FUNNY!!!

I HEAR that all the time and never had a good response. Thanks to this I'm going to be in the doghouse real soon I'm sure.

 

[Justturnin]

I am cracking up. Roy, you are my hero..... Too bad you wont be around much longer.

 

[stonepecker]

A friend of mine rigged a mercury switch on the toilet seat and that to a red light above. If the light was on.....the seat was up.

Worked great as a night light also...........after 60 years he is still a bachelor and at the age of 80, still living a peacefull life.

 

[Haynie]

Here at school we use whatever bathroom is open as there is such a short time between classes to use the bathroom. We men got an e-mail about leaving the seat up in the MEN's restroom. I could understand this e-mail in regards to us men leaving the seat up in the women's restroom. After a short discussion with the men I taped a note in men's bathroom across from the toilet at about eye level that read

"If you are reading this note please return the toilet seat to it's proper upright position"

The sign did not last 2 class periods.

 

[Jjartwood]

Roy,
Is there room for a sleeping bag in the bed of that pretty blue truck?

Mark

 

[bobleibo]

I have been laughing so hard my eyes are watering.

Someone needs to tell the Birthday Bash committee to add a new category - "Bravest Pen Turner On Earth". We already have the winner!

Thanks for the laugh Roy!

 

[JMCU]

You could just do what she said and leave the seat down, It makes the other problem seem trivial.

 

[Longfellow]

You could just do what she said and leave the seat down, It makes the other problem seem trivial.

I do, and then hear about her sitting on pee--

 

[NewLondon88]

a doctor weighs in:

USATODAY.com - Math can resolve toilet-seat feuds

of course, I can post this because I am single.

 

[Mason Kuettel]

I'm not too far from OK and my couch is pretty comfortable, as long as you will teach me some pen stuff you are more than welcome! Maybe one of these years I will have the guts to answer this way but for now I will keep my mouth shut!

 

[Janster]

We are..........

......going to miss your posts! Where do we send condolences? Good luck and be well. Hope the nurses treat you well!......Jan

 

[terryf]

hehe, very brave - next step is to cover the pot with gladwrap/clingwrap or other available see through plastic and then leave the seat down

Whereafter you will receive a fair trial and a first class hanging!!

 

[MartinPens]

I'm with Terry! Your ship is sinking, so you might as well have some fun! Good luck.

 

[Dee-Dee]

He thinks he's funny

and after 40 years with him I do love him very much and I'll miss him but he's a
DEAD MAN
​

 

[terryf]

so does this mean theres a close-out sale in the very near future?? :biggrin:

and after 40 years with him I do love him very much and I'll miss him but he's a
DEAD MAN
​

 

[CharlesJohnson]

Thanks folks. Haven't laught so hard in a long time. I really needed it. As resky as it "is", I may just have to try both.

 

[skiprat]

When I re-did our bathroom we got one of those cool 'slow-close' lids and the flusher handle is behind the seat when it's upright, so you just give it a nudge and walk away while it slowly closes.

We decided to get one of those lids when I once came home from a week away and the lid was UP !!

 

[Frank Nemke sr]

I tell my wife & mother-in-law It's better to lesve it up , than to leave it down.

 

[mredburn]

Hey Skip if you"re coming home early it never hurts to call ahead. ....:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[jmbaker79]

Invest in Slow Close seats, trust me it has saved me a few " put the seat down" lectures! That way she can use whatever is close by to "put the seat down" and I dont have to worry about a broken toilet bowl! Just a tip! Plus they are pretty awesome! Nice she took the time to leave you a note to get the day started!

 

[johncrane]

in my house there's 4 ladies soooooooooooo i have to be careful:biggrin:

 

[OKLAHOMAN]

We do have the slow close lids, I've tried telling her maybe it's too slow and she caught it while it's on it's way down.........you should have seen the look I got. For some reason she's been asking if I need the 357 cleaned, what a wonderful wife.

 

[Boz]

After one wife and a child and many girlfriends I have determined that men and women were never really intended to co-habitate.

 

[Smitty37]

I found that Dee had left me a note this morning.

So I left a return note;

She will notify everyone when and where the services will be held.

Have you ever wondered why women think it's ok to complain that we men leave the seat up -- but it's not ok for us to complain that they leave it down?

I mean we raise it so they don't get a wet butt the next time they come in and sit down.

 

[Smitty37]

Well we guys were outnumberd 5 to 3 at our house...that went to 5 to 2 then 5 to 1 as the boys were older and left home first. It finally got down to just me and our hound Chippy as males and he didn't use the inside bathrooms - preferred a shrub near the patio...

 

[panamag8or]

I found that the best way to resolve this issue is... do what she wants, and put the seat down when I'm done. This solution has served me well.

 

[firewhatfire]

:biggrinut the seat and the lid down, that way both of you have raise the lid.:biggrin:

 

[Smitty37]

I found that the best way to resolve this issue is... do what she wants, and put the seat down when I'm done. This solution has served me well.

Or, sit down yourself - since they got those "water saver" hoppers and my prostrate started growing, I have.

 

[TellicoTurning]

I always put the lid down... the dog kept drinking from the toilet then wanted to lick my face...:biggrin::biggrin:

 

[Smitty37]

I always put the lid down... the dog kept drinking from the toilet then wanted to lick my face...:biggrin::biggrin:

I understand that...Chippy drank from there all the time --- he wasn't a face licker though.

 

[Exabian]

Saw this pic and thought it fit perfectly. PS I close the seat and the lid so it fair.

 

[sbwertz]

You get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. You don't turn the light on...it might wake you up! You grope your way to the toilet and sit down...and fall in!!!! NOT FUN! This is complicated by the fact that we have one of those elongated seat toilets, so when you fall in you REALLY fall in. Cold water on the butt at 3 am is grounds for justifiable homicide.

 

[tbroye]

Roy

RIP.
Are they going to remove the seat from around you neck before the services? or will the coffin close with it still in place?

 

[navycop]

What if it was like the old outhouses? Just a hole without the lid..

 

[terryf]

You get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. You don't turn the light on...it might wake you up! You grope your way to the toilet and sit down...and fall in!!!! NOT FUN! This is complicated by the fact that we have one of those elongated seat toilets, so when you fall in you REALLY fall in. Cold water on the butt at 3 am is grounds for justifiable homicide.

Pretty much the same feeling we get when we get ricocheted by a high pressure water jet at 3am because you all forgot to lift the damn seat after you were finished 10 minutes earlier!! :devil:

 

[John Den]

I'm getting old now!!!
A couple of times I've sat down, myself, without the seat down and.........It's no fun I can tell you - the whole bottom drops out of your world!!!
It's all right for you youngsters that still have your wits about you.........
Regards,
john

 

[Curly]

Roy

RIP.
Are they going to remove the seat from around you neck before the services? or will the coffin close with it still in place?

Soft close coffin lid!! It doesn't wake the dead. :biggrin:

 

[OLDMAN5050]

What my wife don't get is that is is just as easy to put it down as it is for me to put up....besides we have separate bathrooms..