The Arrogance of Authority

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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.


He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."


The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"


Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.


"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!


No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......


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With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.





The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....




(I just love this part....)






"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ !!"


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1. That officer must have been raised in McNairy county the home of Bufford Pusser.
2. Stupidity is its own reward.
 
Damn Roy I nearly peed my self on that, and the Coondog, We have a few around here like that, but they can swing both ways. or maybe it's their owners??
 
Ken ... just what kind of 'swingers' do you all have around Adamsville, TN? Be they coon dogs or officers with big shiny badges?

Maybe they are coon dogs with badges or officers with whatever ... either way I bet the bull wins every time!
 
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That was funny.... I remember a rodeo when I was a kid... the rider got tossed off the bull and made a bee line for the fence which was about 12 feet high... he hit the fence at about 6 feet, grabbed the top and the bull hit him in the butt.... he landed 5 rows up in the fat lady's lap.... no dignity at all.:eek::biggrin::biggrin:
 
Fred said:
Ken ... just what kind of 'swingers' do you all have around Adamsville, TN? Be they coon dogs or officers with big shiny badges?

Maybe they are coon dogs with badges or officers with whatever ... either way I bet the bull wins every time!
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Fred this area has developed some of the strangest living things inn the U.S. the original train of thought was if line breeding of horses was a good Idea then it out have worked for them and every critter they own. '
There is a German Shepherd breeder that is constantly breeding dam to son and sister to sibling, the dogs are useless, and I have field complaints with the AKC but then I look at their family. and it all becomes clear!
My Son In Laws Cat does have a Squirrel girl friend which he has caught, and had his way with.
 
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