Lying to my wife

[edicehouse]

My wife last night walked in on me on the computer, and she told me I had better not be on a pen site, and it better be porn. (Good thing I have dual monitors). My wife does have a good sense of humor.

 

[mredburn]

BUt!

Pen Porn combines the two!:rotfl:

 

[seamus7227]

BUt!

Pen Porn combines the two!:rotfl:

LMAO:rotfl:

 

[MarkD]

That's too funny!

 

[pianomanpj]

Now if only Stylus magazine had a centerfold!!! :biggrin:

Sheesh... I need a life...

 

[edicehouse]

Ed, are you looking a cigar pen again.
No Kelly I am looking at naked pictures of playboy bunnies.

 

[Andrew_K99]

No need to lie, just tell her you're looking at Elegent Beauties!

Just don't tell her you're looking at exotic wood on a Gentlemen .

 

[GregHight]

No need to lie, just tell her you're looking at Elegent Beauties!

Just don't tell her you're looking at exotic wood on a Gentlemen .

I know you didn't go there.... lol!

 

[johnnycnc]

What if you went to this website?? How would she see that...pens or porn??:biggrin:

http://www.penisland.net/


Edit: don't worry, the link is family friendly.

 

[witz1976]

Now if only Stylus magazine had a centerfold!!! :biggrin:

Sheesh... I need a life...

careful you may end up like your avatar LOL

 

[Richard Gibson]

What if you went to this website?? How would she see that...pens or porn??:biggrin:

http://www.penisland.net/


Edit: don't worry, the link is family friendly.

ROFL:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::rotfl:

 

[Pens By Scott]

Pen is Porn.... either way, if you sit to close to dual monitors, you'll go blind twice as fast...

 

[randyrls]

You could always visit http://www.eroticblanks.com

Pen porn site.

 

[animefan]

Are these suggestions ways to get in or out of trouble?:devil:

 

[Jgrden]

Dirty rotten no good bush whackers.

 

[dtswebb]

This is why I love this group. We understand each other. My beloved wife tells me the same thing.

Thank you for a great laugh.

Matthew