It just ain't summer

[Haynie]

Until I hear the following two statements

1-"My wife was driving the boat and she............"
2-"You are ruining our vacation"

Statement number one is guy code for "I was stupid and screwed up my boat but I am going to blame it on my wife because she is not here in the shop with me." You should see what happens to the guy when his wife hears that SHE did it.

I did not expect to hear the second one because we don't work on boats anymore. it is woman speak for "We did not plan ahead and have our boat looked at before we came on vacation, now there is more wrong with it and it will take longer to fix."

Can't believe I heard them both today.

Let the summer begin! :smile-big:

 

[workinforwood]

yep..and vacations are more work than being at work.

 

[Haynie]

yep

 

[Smitty37]

What

yep

What's a vacation?

 

[bitshird]

yep

What's a vacation?

Smitty I had one last year other than my triple bypass it had to be the worst week of my life!!! They are highly over rated!

 

[Haynie]

Looks like we are all a lot of sad sacks who work too much. At least you folks find time to make something.

 

[redbulldog]

I have found that a vacation is something you get before you retire, at least that is the case for me.

 

[ohiococonut]

yep

What's a vacation?

It's usually when your wife says "I'm going to the mall". It's a long time and it's expensive :frown:

On the other hand........sometimes it's worth it :biggrin:

 

[Smitty37]

Mall

yep

What's a vacation?

It's usually when your wife says "I'm going to the mall". It's a long time and it's expensive :frown:

On the other hand........sometimes it's worth it :biggrin:

I usually find out my wife "is going to the mall" when she walks in the door with a bunch of packages and says "Wait 'til you see what I found - I'm so excited."

 

[lwalden]

yep

What's a vacation?

It's usually when your wife says "I'm going to the mall". It's a long time and it's expensive :frown:

On the other hand........sometimes it's worth it :biggrin:

I usually find out my wife "is going to the mall" when she walks in the door with a bunch of packages and says "Wait 'til you see what I found - I'm so excited."

Smitty, the version around here is "You'll never guess how much I saved!!!"

 

[Smitty37]

Balance

yep

What's a vacation?

It's usually when your wife says "I'm going to the mall". It's a long time and it's expensive :frown:

On the other hand........sometimes it's worth it :biggrin:

I usually find out my wife "is going to the mall" when she walks in the door with a bunch of packages and says "Wait 'til you see what I found - I'm so excited."

Smitty, the version around here is "You'll never guess how much I saved!!!"

Funny how they "save" and the bank account gets smaller instead of bigger.

 

[TellicoTurning]

yep

What's a vacation?

It's usually when your wife says "I'm going to the mall". It's a long time and it's expensive :frown:

On the other hand........sometimes it's worth it :biggrin:

I usually find out my wife "is going to the mall" when she walks in the door with a bunch of packages and says "Wait 'til you see what I found - I'm so excited."

Smitty, the version around here is "You'll never guess how much I saved!!!"

I think that's the funniest statement of all... you "saved" by spending money?????????:biggrin:

 

[ohiococonut]

yep

What's a vacation?

It's usually when your wife says "I'm going to the mall". It's a long time and it's expensive :frown:

On the other hand........sometimes it's worth it :biggrin:

I usually find out my wife "is going to the mall" when she walks in the door with a bunch of packages and says "Wait 'til you see what I found - I'm so excited."

Smitty, the version around here is "You'll never guess how much I saved!!!"

Funny how they "save" and the bank account gets smaller instead of bigger.

How on earth could I forget that line?! Oh yea, I've heard that many times.

Sooooo...... I guess some of you HAVE been on vacation too :biggrin: