The original computer

[skiprat]

The Original Computer!!!!
This made me laugh out loud...
(try explaining this to your grand-kids!)


Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider ' s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy.

You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!:biggrin:

 

[Dalecamino]

Keep 'em comin' Steve. :biggrin:

 

[randywa]

I was homesick for the old days until you got to the 3.5 inch floppy. And No, I don't want to talk about it.

 

[hasha2000]

That's just too funny!

 

[PenMan1]

LOL
Skip, with that computer of yours, any errors are from user input and you are never dependant on a power cord, batteries, internet connection or wifi signal. Of course, it reqiures accessories (paper) and breaking the lead does require an additional tool.

 

[LandfillLumber]

Made me laugh out laugh as well.Thanks,Victor

 

[Pen_Turner_297]

That was awesome lol .I'm still laughing

 

[titan2]

Naugh....

That's Word Perfect 1.1




Barney

 

[PenMan1]

Naugh....

That's Word Perfect 1.1




Barney

Or in my case, Word Inperfect...imperfect....unperfect. Some things never change:biggrin:

 

[Smitty37]

error correction

Naugh....

That's Word Perfect 1.1




Barney

We considered the right end to be built in error correction

 

[tbroye]

Things were beter with the original computer. To use it you had to think about the input. It was also easier to edit or delete the information.

 

[altaciii]

lol. Now thats the way to make us smile. Very funny, skippy

 

[Ligget]

Too true Steve, I like it! :biggrin:

 

[boxerman]

That's a good one.

 

[randyrls]

The original use of the word computer was applied to the people who kept and balanced ledgers. ie Computer = person, not thing.

 

[JimB]

And spell check was a dictionary.

 

[CSue]

ROFL