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Seriously, you needed to warn us to take some meds first to even make this rational. I am not sure which is funnier the woman who informed us with a straight face or the reporter who had to "interview" her.
 
DANG IT!!! There goes my cover. Now that you know that I am the leader of the Pleiadian. Lower your weapons and surrender. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
 
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DANG IT!!! There goes my cover. Now that you know that I am the leader of the Pleiadian. Lower your weapons and surrender. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
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It is possible, way back in time, everyone thought the world was flat!!! LOL
 
OMG - I don't think I have heard more conspiracy theories shoved into 4 minutes than that.

What I want to know is that if we are shooting at iran, why on earth would we do so from california??
 
I am deeply offended by the thread and especially all the comments. You obviously don't know I am called "Parson, the Pleiadian penturner" back on my home planet.

If the Klingons win the war we are battling on your behalf, know that all of you will be the first to be put to work in sweatshops turning cheaply made wood pens which their kind will give away when they visit other planets. Uniformity, speed, and a lack of quality plating will be the hallmark of your future work.

Now who's making fun of Colleen, our earthling communicator?

I thought so. Quiet as church mice.
 
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You think she could change density when a rocket was headed her way?? I doubt it. She's been smoking to much "Hippie Lettuce". I wonder if she's been to Adamsville Tn lately:biggrin:.
 
I think that I might have to write out a transcript of that interview and give it to my students who make up pitiful excuses for not doing what they are supposed to. Then I'll be able to say, "Here, read this. Next time you want to tell me something ridiculous, at least try to make it slightly creative."
 
EBorraga said:
You think she could change density when a rocket was headed her way?? I doubt it. She's been smoking to much "Hippie Lettuce". I wonder if she's been to Adamsville Tn lately:biggrin:.
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Ernie we don't have any vegetation that will disembody a person from their mind in that fashion, Now when Buford was King there may have been some super high octane McNairy County Spring water that could make you SEE Pleadians, but even that stuff wouldn't let you talk to them.






And they thought I was nuts?????????
 
Well Ken, I've got a few jugs of Super High Octane KY Still Water. I do believe I saw and talked to Peledian's when I drank that stuff. They were speaking in their native language, Hillbilian:biggrin: Even the next day I felt like I got beemed up by the Mother Ship.
 
Even with some of our better liquid libation from our own local stills, I still needed some local grown help with that. What a wonderful imagination she has and just what is she smoking? Nothing around here that good!
Charles
 
Watched the video again, just because I needed another good laugh. Her spiel is very well rehearsed. I'm betting she's made that same long-winded tirade a thousand times, mostly to people who roll their eyes and walk off bewildered.

You know, if you say something kooky to yourself enough times, you'll start to believe it as the truth! You know, like me saying, "My wife loves me more than shoes. My wife loves me more than shoes. My wife loves me more than shoes..."
 
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You know, if you say something kooky to yourself enough times, you'll start to believe it as the truth! You know, like me saying, "My wife loves me more than shoes. My wife loves me more than shoes. My wife loves me more than shoes..."
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Parson, did you ever stop and think (hope) that it just might, possibly be true?
Charles
 
maybe

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Parson said:
You know, if you say something kooky to yourself enough times, you'll start to believe it as the truth! You know, like me saying, "My wife loves me more than shoes. My wife loves me more than shoes. My wife loves me more than shoes..."
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Parson, did you ever stop and think (hope) that it just might, possibly be true?
Charles
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But if I were him I wouldn't ask her in a shoe store.
 
Her explanation sounds perfectly reasonable to me.... Now please pass the Kool-Aid....

I just have 1 question on her credentials. She is a "Home Health Administrator turned Physicist"?!?!??! Now I am by no means an expert on these things, but I think changing careers from the medical field to physicist should involve some degree of schooling in physics. Can one just decide one day that they are tired of scheduling home care nurses, and declare themselves a physicist, and instantly be asked to provide scientific commentary on current events? This path of events would explain her "unique" theories of jet fuel and molecular density.
 
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Her explanation sounds perfectly reasonable to me.... Now please pass the Kool-Aid....

I just have 1 question on her credentials. She is a "Home Health Administrator turned Physicist"?!?!??! Now I am by no means an expert on these things, but I think changing careers from the medical field to physicist should involve some degree of schooling in physics. Can one just decide one day that they are tired of scheduling home care nurses, and declare themselves a physicist, and instantly be asked to provide scientific commentary on current events? This path of events would explain her "unique" theories of jet fuel and molecular density.
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Have you not seen the deploma mills all over the TV now?f Of course she can become a highly trained physicist allmost over night.:biggrin::cool:
Charles
 
Why?

Why knock the nut...think of how crazy the TV station is for interviewing her. Think of how Crazy you are for spending 2 or 3 days talking about it. Think of how crazy I am for following the thread. Heck she might be the sanest one among us.
 
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