Three rednecks......

[AceMrFixIt]

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body​

away, Ronnie says, ​

'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.​

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Donnie says, ​

'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, ​

I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back ​

carrying a case of Budweiser.​

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Ronnie says, ​

'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' ​

'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. ​

'When she answered the door,​

I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."​

She said, 'You must be mistaken.​

I'm not a widow.'​

Then I said,​

'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'​

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Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.​

 

[RAdams]

that is pretty dang funny!

 

[Lenny]

that is pretty dang funny!

Unless your Cooter's wife .... she lost a husband AND a case of Bud all in the same day!!

 

[shadow man]

Redneck is not politically correct. It should be Appalachian American.:biggrin::biggrin:
I like that one and drink Bud myself.
George

 

[Russell Eaton]

That right there is funny I don't care who you are!

 

[THarvey]

Why do ya'll think this is funny?

Poor lil' lady done gone and lost her Cooter and her Bud in the same day.

That there's shameful. That'sa whet et es.

 

[tbroye]

Yea but beer is easier to replace. All she has to do is drive down to 7-11 and buy another case of BUD and not have to share it.

 

[THarvey]

Yea but beer is easier to replace. All she has to do is drive down to 7-11 and buy another case of BUD and not have to share it.

Truth be know, she probably paid Donnie a case of beer to push the sorry redneck off the tower.