Well, this is interesting!
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alphageek
Former Moderator
Cool!! Web application or actual app?
brownsfn2
Member
Is there a link? I would love that right on the phone.
App :biggrin:
My crystal ball tells me that if you have an iPhone or iPad, you might be enjoying the tube and bushing chart and some other goodies for Christmas. Android users, well, we'll see what we can do!
Rink
Member
Don't forget Windows Phone! Fastest growing segment of the market!
Sappheiros
Member
Such a tease, but I can't wait to try the app out myself! 
I hope the information on this app isn't 'grossly inaccurate'...........
Mr Vic
Member
So where can I get a CA proof screen cover?
I hope the information on this app isn't 'grossly inaccurate'...........
We are mitigating that risk right now!
In the third subbasement of IAP Headquarters, Wayne is leading a team of monastic scribes in the validation of every measurement, down to the most minuscule fraction of a Portzebie.
Nevertheless, the occasional arrival of subatomic particles in the scriptorim can cause a single-event cranial upset, leading a monk to fat-finger a data entry. We could not afford foil hats for the scribes.
So, as he has since the inception of the charts, Wayne will gladly accept legitimate, direct, non-cryptic corrections of data. In a form such as; 'the diameter of the XYZ tube is listed as 0.357" and it should be 0.375"'
Now, I must prepare the evening's ration of gruel. :drink:
mark james
IAP Collection, Curator
Jeff... You really need to let your hair down and post more often...
Monty
Group Buy Coordinator
I'd say he let his hair down and forgot where he left it. :biggrin:
I know. It gets all pent up then comes out in one goofy lump.
How Dare YOU....make such an unwarranted and blatant attack on the looks of the head of our esteemed leader in clear violation of several IAP rules, regulations, suggestions and moderator opinions.....I shall turn you in at once and arrange for you to be shot Monday morning at sunrise. (lousy way to start a week).:biggrin::biggrin::tongue:
BKind2Anmls
Member
Jeff,
I always tell myself that hair grows best on those whose head is full of fertilizer.
I always tell myself that hair grows best on those whose head is full of fertilizer.
BackyardSmokin
Member
How would one get their hands on the code so I could try to convert it to Android?
alphageek
Former Moderator
Oh My Goodness. Thanks to our esteemed leader for the BEST laugh that I've had in a REALLY long time! Thank you!!!
Marnat3
Member
Android user waiting patiently. Is it done yet?
Unfortunately, there is no effort under way for Android or Windows Phone. If a developer would like to step forward to volunteer, we can get that going. There is no bias here against non-IOS devices, it's a simple matter of not having a volunteer.
BackyardSmokin
Member
I have dabbled in Android programming and would like to give it a shot?
Is the current being written in Objective-C? If so, can I get a copy of the code via PM and I will try as I have time.
The Penguin
Member
I hope the information on this app isn't 'grossly inaccurate'...........
We are mitigating that risk right now!
In the third subbasement of IAP Headquarters, Wayne is leading a team of monastic scribes in the validation of every measurement, down to the most minuscule fraction of a Portzebie.
Nevertheless, the occasional arrival of subatomic particles in the scriptorim can cause a single-event cranial upset, leading a monk to fat-finger a data entry. We could not afford foil hats for the scribes.
So, as he has since the inception of the charts, Wayne will gladly accept legitimate, direct, non-cryptic corrections of data. In a form such as; 'the diameter of the XYZ tube is listed as 0.357" and it should be 0.375"'
Now, I must prepare the evening's ration of gruel. :drink:
This reminds me of a joke:
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.
"The word is celebrate not celibate," says the old monk with tears in his eyes.
For those who might not be familiar with the Potrzebie unit of length measurement, it is a rational and observable unit of length measurement that many esteemed engineers are promoting to replace the meter as the standard world-wide base unit of length measurement.
No more of this silly nonsense of light traveling in a vacuum for some unit of time measurement based on hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom.
What the heck does any of that gibberish mean anyway?
A Potrzebie is simply the exact thickness of Mad Magazine #26.
Now who couldn't understand that?
The Penguin
Member
how many RCH is that?