Trying To Help Out

[EBorraga]

I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!
The last straw?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor. ☃️☃️☃

 

[LouCee]

What an unappreciative snowman! :biggrin:

 

[mark james]

It wanted some Blantons... You only offered Knob Creek... Poor host

 

[Dalecamino]

Long time listener...1st time caller :biggrin:

Uhhhh....do you think? :biggrin:

 

[bobleibo]

Ernie
I swear I was expecting to read that he stole something from you until I realized who the gullible one is......that was good!
Happy Holidays~

 

[CREID]

That's what ya get for being nice. If I were you I would go pee on a snowman to get you aggression's out.

 

[tomtedesco]

That was good, thanks.

 

[bobjackson]

Had me for a minute. Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[zaqdesigns]

Ha. Nice, had a good chuckle. :biggrin:

 

[Skie_M]

*holding a mop and bucket, standing in the middle of a wet floor... *

OK ... who spilled the stage fright?