Mom knows Best

[hunter-27]

What my Mom taught me about:


Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"


Logic - "Because I said so, that's why"


Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"



Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand"


Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"

 

[OKLAHOMAN]

Landon, I had no Idea we were brothers.......

 

[steeler fan1]

Very good Landon. One other that comes to mind:

Wait 'til your father gets home!

Carl

 

[seamus7227]

wow! these are spot on to how my mom would talk to me and my sister, thats hilarious

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[Longfellow]

Always wear clean underwear- never know when you will be in an accident. Bill Cosby once asked why-- If you are going to be in an accident, first you say it then you do it.

 

[PenMan1]

Too funny! Too true!

 

[ctubbs]

That is another thing Moms teach daughters right on down the line.
Charles

 

[phillywood]

What my Mom taught me about:


Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"


Logic - "Because I said so, that's why"


Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"



Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand"


Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"

Landon those are facts of life. You forgot to add that you always say
YES DEER (not dear) to wife and never spell it on the paper.:tongue::biggrin:

 

[animefan]

Is there some training course that all the women in our lives have taken that we don't know about.

 

[cnirenberg]

That's awesome. Just add in :
Patience-Wait until your father gets home....
and Confusion-This is going to hurt me more than you...

 

[Crickett]

Is there some training course that all the women in our lives have taken that we don't know about.

Na, we don't need to because all you guys are alike and we were smart and paid attention, we saw the fright in your eyes when mom had to say that to you!! :wink:

 

[Rounder]

Is there some training course that all the women in our lives have taken that we don't know about.

Remember the class all the girls got to go to in school and the boys didn't get to go to? That's where they taught them how to mistreat all of us guys!!! I know it is. I just know it.:biggrin:

 

[phillywood]

It's in the chromosome gene. :tongue::biggrin: