Fred
Member
I doubt that there is any luckier person on this planet tonight. I have just been informed of the monetary award of the year ... all these funds total some $6,017,956.00. Before taxes of course!
Can you all believe my good fortune or what? Now I can buy all new equipment, as many blanks of wood that I would every need ... and still have money for beer and pizza afterwards.
Can you say, "Party time!" Hot damn is all I can say!
Here is the brief information I just received via e-mail:
(1) It seems that I was recently selected as one of the five winners of the promotional Free Lotto Sweepstakes held recently as part of some kind of EXPERIMENTAL BONANZA and was therefore approved for a lump sum pay out of (£500.000.00(G.B.P) the value of the amount comes to $917,956.00 USD.
(2) Also, I have been informed that I have $2.5 million US Dollars in the AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK awaits my banking information so it can be sent to me immediately …
(3) There is yet another check worth $1,500,000.00 in a cash payment .... and these funds are being held "packaged in a box and have been registered in the FedEx Express Courier Services here in Benin Republic …
(4) And finally, a dude named "Andy Hornby, the assistant director of the foreign remittance dept with the STANDARD CHARTERED INTERNATIONAL BANK OF NIGERIA LAGOS found my name while searching the internet for a trustworthy honest individual" has somehow or another "discovered some amount of money while auditing accounts for the 2008 financial year which has been lying there for two years. He discovered that this money totaling about US $1.1million (One Million, one hundred thousand United States Dollars Only) is being made available for payment to you …"
I gotta go get a CPA quickly ... and a good tax attorney ... and a good bank I can trust ... and a new car ... a new suit ... a haircut ... damn, I'm gonna be one busy dude all of a sudden!
You all can just call me Mr. Lucky the next time you see me! What am I to do with myself now? :biggrin:
Can you all believe my good fortune or what? Now I can buy all new equipment, as many blanks of wood that I would every need ... and still have money for beer and pizza afterwards.
Can you say, "Party time!" Hot damn is all I can say!
Here is the brief information I just received via e-mail:
(1) It seems that I was recently selected as one of the five winners of the promotional Free Lotto Sweepstakes held recently as part of some kind of EXPERIMENTAL BONANZA and was therefore approved for a lump sum pay out of (£500.000.00(G.B.P) the value of the amount comes to $917,956.00 USD.
(2) Also, I have been informed that I have $2.5 million US Dollars in the AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK awaits my banking information so it can be sent to me immediately …
(3) There is yet another check worth $1,500,000.00 in a cash payment .... and these funds are being held "packaged in a box and have been registered in the FedEx Express Courier Services here in Benin Republic …
(4) And finally, a dude named "Andy Hornby, the assistant director of the foreign remittance dept with the STANDARD CHARTERED INTERNATIONAL BANK OF NIGERIA LAGOS found my name while searching the internet for a trustworthy honest individual" has somehow or another "discovered some amount of money while auditing accounts for the 2008 financial year which has been lying there for two years. He discovered that this money totaling about US $1.1million (One Million, one hundred thousand United States Dollars Only) is being made available for payment to you …"
I gotta go get a CPA quickly ... and a good tax attorney ... and a good bank I can trust ... and a new car ... a new suit ... a haircut ... damn, I'm gonna be one busy dude all of a sudden!
You all can just call me Mr. Lucky the next time you see me! What am I to do with myself now? :biggrin: