Fred
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused one little bit, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a blatent comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a freshly washed pair of underwear out of his dresser drawer. 'What the heck is this?', he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out to put them on.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put this here talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a loud snicker, 'It's not talcum powder; it is called 'Miracle Grow'!
You guys just never learn, you must do not tick off the woman!
Wise words here from some very wise old sage that already learned to keep his mouth shut some time back.
His wife was not amused one little bit, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a blatent comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a freshly washed pair of underwear out of his dresser drawer. 'What the heck is this?', he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out to put them on.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put this here talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a loud snicker, 'It's not talcum powder; it is called 'Miracle Grow'!
You guys just never learn, you must do not tick off the woman!
Wise words here from some very wise old sage that already learned to keep his mouth shut some time back.