MesquiteMan
Retired Head Moderator
Chris,
You sure Jeff is not a bait guy instead?
You sure Jeff is not a bait guy instead?
Freestyle Pen Contest
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MesquiteMan
Retired Head Moderator
Here is a companion to my cat sh!t pen just for Roy!
CaptG
Member
Well, Cappy I don't know about your pen making abilities but your trolling skills are unparralleled. :biggrin:
LOL, I like it, good one.
ldb2000
Member
Fresh Bait
Fresh Bait !!!
Fresh Bait !!!
chriselle
Member
Ha ha....Ya, maybe he's our good CaptG's Gilligan.
workinforwood
Member
OKLAHOMAN
Member
Curtis, thats not near enough to wipe all the sh!t thats been posted here
. BTW not only does your pen look like crap I bet it smells like crap.But could that be because it is crap?.
. BTW not only does your pen look like crap I bet it smells like crap.But could that be because it is crap?.
Here is a companion to my cat sh!t pen just for Roy!
workinforwood
Member
You are a sick man Curtis !
Where's Chris's pen (inserter) when you need it!You are a sick man Curtis !
OKLAHOMAN
Member
workinforwood
Member
Yes...I think I have to bow down to Bruce for that comment!
I think it is too late for the inserter
Hell, this thread has really degraded since last night:biggrin:
Hell, this thread has really degraded since last night:biggrin:
ed4copies
Local Chapter Manager
I think it is too late for the inserter
Hell, this thread has really degraded since last night:biggrin:
It went STRAIGHT to the TOILET === WITHOUT your help!!!
Jump in, splash around (American toilets have water, Skippy- remember??)
PenAffair
Member
Yes, and I'm not going to lower myself to that level. I'll come back in when things actually get funny again.
Russell.
And don't be talking about loos, Skippy. Or moots, Russell! This is a family site!
PenAffair
Member
Well no worries with me talking about moots, as I have no idea what the heck you're talking about??
Best I can see from Dictionary.com is :-
moot
–noun
an assembly of the people in early England exercising political, administrative, and judicial powers.
I can see how that'd scare the kids, so I'll be sure not to talk about that.
Russell.
Ooopppsss! That's Kiwi slang, not Aussie slang. Never mind.
chriselle
Member
I think it is too late for the inserter
Hell, this thread has really degraded since last night:biggrin:
It's NEVER too late Skiprat..........Bruce, where are ya?? Bend over big fella..I just put a wet coat of urushi on the "inserter". You'll have prickly heat on your pooper for a month.:biggrin:
Hey Chris!!! What's all this silly hype about the urushi finish? To me it seems like an awful lot of work to get such a poor finish. Why not just leave it at the 80 grit stage if that fandangled uri-fishy-dish stuff makes no difference anyway????:biggrin:
:biggrin:
chriselle
Member
Hey Chris!!! What's all this silly hype about the urushi finish? To me it seems like an awful lot of work to get such a poor finish. Why not just leave it at the 80 grit stage if that fandangled uri-fishy-dish stuff makes no difference anyway????
What do you care. All you do is spend your day shining up rusty old bolts..:tongue:
Stainless Steel doesn't rust, dum dum
I do actually like your pen though:wink: It won't win, but I still like it
I do actually like your pen though:wink: It won't win, but I still like it
Stainless Steel doesn't rust, dum dum
And Neil Young will tell you "Rust Never Sleeps".
ldb2000
Member
Stainless Steel doesn't rust, dum dum
But it does tarnish if it's not handled properly , sort of like Skippy's reputation around here :tongue::biggrin:
OKLAHOMAN
Member
Yea, Skippy I can buy a stainless steel pen at my local office supply store for $4.00 and get change,Chris I do like your Tampax insertion tool but we're supposed to be showing pens, Lou you do make some "Pretty Wooden Pens" it's just that's not one them, Jeff once again your scroll work is tops but what in the hell is a toy got to do with classy pens, Bruce a pansy ass-ed color scheme if ever there was one, what were you thinking? Curtis, your just full of sh!t and so is your sh!ty pen. Gary nice try but been there done that nothing new and last but not least our friend from down under pull out now as your Sierra is 4th best out of 3, now whens the last time all of you saw a Damascus Steel pen, (insert applause) I know it's hard to be humble but that's just the way I am.
Butch, I didn't forget you it's just Mama told me if I don't have something nice to say just keep quite.....Do you hear the silence!
Butch, I didn't forget you it's just Mama told me if I don't have something nice to say just keep quite.....Do you hear the silence!
Stainless Steel doesn't rust, dum dum
I do actually like your pen though:wink: It won't win, but I still like it
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chriselle
Member
Stainless Steel doesn't rust, dum dum
I do actually like your pen though:wink: It won't win, but I still like it
Ya, well, dum dum knows that stain "less" doesn't mean stain "free". OK, I must admit, your pens are passable but I know you ain't gonna win.:beer::tongue:
OKLAHOMAN
Member
In that case all is forgiven.......wait a minute that's cheating playing to the feminine side of the judges.Another case for disqualification.
wait a minute that's cheating playing to the feminine side of the judges.Another case for disqualification.
chriselle
Member
Whew!! Roys on a rampage!! He's old though so he'll be running outa gas soon enough.
CaptG
Member
Just to **** Skippy off I also will enter a Sierra, This one is made from 100% real Damascus Steel and to Skippy , Butch , and Bruce I don't need no stinkin metal lathe to turn REAL METAL not some bolts found on Isle 23 in your local hardware store. The Damascus M3 Imperial is to show the difference between REAL METAL &(nuts ,bolts and M3) besides I sold it and had never taken a photo of it by itself... :redface:
HHMMMMM, let me quote the last part "I sold it and had never taken a photo of it by itself" you all know the IAP motto, NO PICTURE, IT DOES NOT EXIST, I think ole Roy boy slipped in a fake. He is trying the ole Okie bamboozle on us.
chriselle
Member
I was just going to say that 100% genu-aine steel looks suspiciously similar to a $3 Rustoleum rattle can hammer finish...hmmm..
OKLAHOMAN
Member
Coming from a guy who painted a Tampax tube.quote=chriselle;809750]I was just going to say that 100% genu-aine steel looks suspiciously similar to a $3 Rustoleum rattle can hammer finish...hmmm..[/quote]
chriselle
Member
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quote=chriselle;809750]I was just going to say that 100% genu-aine steel looks suspiciously similar to a $3 Rustoleum rattle can hammer finish...hmmm..
Hey, if we're going to commit to recycle....LET'S GET SERIOUS!!:biggrin:
PenAffair
Member
Run out of gas? If that's the best he can do, he's already blowing nothing but hot air.
Anyway, he still hasn't realised he's not even in the comp yet, as he posted 1 photo of two pens, instead of two photos of 1 pen. I'd redirect him back to the first page to read the rules, but I figure he's embarrassed himself enough already.
Russell.
OKLAHOMAN
Member
- You can enter a maximum of 2 pens you need to submit at least 2 pictures of each pen. You should try to take the best picture possible. Judges will use the photos to quantify the quality of the pen. (i.e. If the pen appears out of round in the pictures the judges will have to assume it is out of round.)
- Anywhere you see that the pictures have to be different?:tongue: all I see is post at least 2 pictures of each pen so I'll repost 2 more pictures and that will meet the rules even if they are the same. They don't call us smart ass Italians for nothing we will take the rules as gospel when it meets our needs:biggrin::wink:.
OKLAHOMAN
Member
Stop b!tch!ng Russell, heres the second picture and according to the rules now go and re read them , damn have to explain everthing to these Aussies
CaptG
Member
Dang it Russell, by the black and white context of the rules, he is right. It just states two pictures, not two different pictures. He couldn't post a second picture now anyways because that damascus steel has probably rusted all up and fallen off the tube.
PenAffair
Member
OK you got me, that's your entry submitted. I don't mind the judges disqualifying you for being unable to interpret the spirit of the rules, instead of the letter of the rules. One could argue you have submitted two pictures, but 1 picture two times, but we won't bother playing semantics, as it also said you should try to take the best picture possible, which you obviously haven't.... or does the pen really look that bad??
Russell.
ldb2000
Member
In case all you braggarts and has-beens haven't noticed Jeff has been sitting quietly with his cartoons and candy and laughing at the sophomoric potty humor . Just remember that damned sponge is what we need to beat . I would think that all this satyric energy would be better spent in his direction , anybody think about that ?
PenAffair
Member
Yes I have been thinking about it, which is why I'm sitting inf ront of the computer hurling abuse, instead of working in the shed...
Russell.
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chriselle
Member
Ok Butch....PM us for an attack strategy:knife: