Why does no one ever post their fails?

[PenMan1]

it sits in it's own little case, away from all my other pens.....

And THAT is a GOOD thing Martha, when I wake up from my reoccuring nightmare, where I am Naked in front of the Queen, THAT PEN is always in my pocket! geez! I tremble just thinking about it.

Now I am mightly confused. Just where is this pocket on a naked man? Maybe, just maybe, I don't really want to know.:drink:arty:
Charles[/quote]

Charles:
I am not sure I can tell you but I can show you!!! ....Just how currious a fellow are you?!?!?!:devil::devil::devil:

Since you are not a M.D there would be a small fee to see "The Pocket!"
:bananen_smilies027:

 

[Drstrangefart]

Wait.... What? I let the missus use Facebook for an hour and THIS happens? Last time I leave you guys alone in here..... Sheesh.....

 

[Fat Boy]

Thats it, new forum, "show off your UGLY pens!!!" Jeff make it happen :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[phillywood]

Every pic of anyone's pens is spectacular. No one ever posts a steaming pile of failure. I'm gonna do it. I have a pen I tried painting with acrylic craft paint before I sealed it with CA. It looked barely accpetable when done, and a couple weeks later the paint shrank as it dried more leaving behind butt-fugly wrinkled crusty looking spots. I'm gonna get a pic up and post it tomorrow. Just to say someone did it.

Besides all these jokes posted you can find your real answer in Psychlogy books under the ego, then you 'll understand.
No one is going to tell about their screw up that would ruin their ego, unles it somes out in an ugly(pen) contest. Your screw ups are your learning curves.

 

[sparhawk]

Check these out and see if you can compete. http://www.penturners.org/forum/showthread.php?t=57482

 

[leestoresund]

Every now and then Andy goes to the MD for the sole purpose of having him look in his "pocket."
It's usually because his lovely wife says there's lead up there.

Andy, you comin' to the meeting on the 18th?

 

[Drstrangefart]

I think my ugliest could hang in the ugliest normal category. It's pretty bad. Looks a lot like a fishing bobber that encountered uneven heat.

 

[Reece]

My mistakes are in the backyard somewhere, waiting to be found by the mower... Once you throw them, they're gone.

 

[Smitty37]

Hmmmm

Charles, oddly enough my wife insists on showing that pen to people, The pooch is my best friend, and part time lover. (no there is no bestiality involved) we have 5 Shepherds and she rules the roost, no one else can climb into bed. She makes my wife soooo angry, she waits until I go to sleep then slips up and lays next to me, but on my wife's pillow. My wife gets home about midnight and Nola just looks at her like well so what!! The dog is rather spoiled, she just doesn't think so!!

That sounds like my bed only my wife goes to bed first and I am the one who has to convince the dog to let me have my pillow...of course I must do this without waking dearly beloved...

 

[PenMan1]

Every now and then Andy goes to the MD for the sole purpose of having him look in his "pocket."
It's usually because his lovely wife says there's lead up there.

Andy, you comin' to the meeting on the 18th?

I sure hope so, Lee. I got a big custom order that had to be finished by the 20th. Working hard to finish. One more show tomorrow and we are do for the year.