DocStram
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I've been up all night worrying about why you haven't bought a raffle ticket for the Tom and Kelly Raffle. And then, at about 5:00 this morning it hit me!! [:0]
You're worried that if you win the raffle you'll have to take BOTH Tom AND Kelly! No need to worry. Cav and I have it all worked out. If it's just Kelly that you want . . . then you got her! We'll keep Tom back in Arizona. On the other hand, Tom does have some socially redeeming value ..... he's great at retrieving those missiles launched by your miter saw; He'd make a pretty good remote control for your shop's vacuum system . . . Just let him stand by the on/off switch; and he can do those senseless "honeydew" jobs for your wifey while you're down in the shop turning pens!
So how about it? Go take another look at the most recent additions to the prize bundle. Then, buy your ticket before midnight of April 21st.
http://www.penturners.org/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=35885
BTW I write my most hilarious posts when I'm on psychotrophic flu medication.
You're worried that if you win the raffle you'll have to take BOTH Tom AND Kelly! No need to worry. Cav and I have it all worked out. If it's just Kelly that you want . . . then you got her! We'll keep Tom back in Arizona. On the other hand, Tom does have some socially redeeming value ..... he's great at retrieving those missiles launched by your miter saw; He'd make a pretty good remote control for your shop's vacuum system . . . Just let him stand by the on/off switch; and he can do those senseless "honeydew" jobs for your wifey while you're down in the shop turning pens!
So how about it? Go take another look at the most recent additions to the prize bundle. Then, buy your ticket before midnight of April 21st.
http://www.penturners.org/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=35885
BTW I write my most hilarious posts when I'm on psychotrophic flu medication.
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