To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

[Pen_Turner_297]

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars..... See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

 

[ctubbs]

Mark, some of those are a real hoot. The hair dryer thing really works. DAMHIKT. On all the rest, do them while wearing a huge smile. That will really mess everyone up.
Charles

 

[Papo]

I need to try the coffee trick just to see peoples faces

 

[Jim15]

Thanks for the morning chuckle.

 

[Drstrangefart]

I've tried more of these than I care to admit to.

 

[THarvey]

I have done #8 without intending to. The girl at the window just smirked. She must have read this list. :laugh:

Doing #14 with the wife in tow can be hazardous to your health. DAMHIKT :beat-up:

 

[TellicoTurning]

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

When I went to work for Santini in '95.... I just doubled the amount of coffee in the coffee maker... after a while, I was asked to stop making coffee in the morning... everyone in the office was getting too jittery.. :biggrin:

Also the boss complained that his coffee expense double with my arrival..