Things your kids have said

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one day Riding along in the car ,with my 10 year old in the back seat I hear her say sh%$.I turn and say what did you just say? Being quick,she says hit,a bug came in and hit me in the cheek.My wife and I just looked at each other and smiled.
 
OK, my son was about 20 at the time, but here is my story. About 10 years ago when I was working for Lasermax, maker of handgun weapon laser sights we needed a few action photos for the catalog. We needed a "thug" and they knew my son to have that look so they hired him for this. Dressed in ripped jeans and a dirty "A" shirt he shows up. We also got 2 cops from the local PD to be the arresting officers in the pic. On the concrete warehouse floor they handcuffed him and gently lowered him face down on the concrete. The one cops says " don't struggle, you will just hurt yourself". My son rolls his head up and looks at the cop and says...."I've been here before!". Words a parent doesn't want to hear... all laughed.
 
My dad once sent my 16 year old brother to the hardware store for a can of WD-40. After a while he got a call from the hardware store, asking what he wanted to buy. Dad told him WD-40. The clerk laughed and said my brother was asking for DW-20. (This was back in 1960 when WD-40 was new on the market.)

It has been called "good old DW-20" in my family ever since.
 
This was many years ago and had nothing to do with any family members. My friend is an auto mechanic and told the little lady that her car wasn't ready yet. She asked how long and he said he needed at least another hour to change the summer air out of the tires and put in winter air.

She left, only to return after noon lunch.
 
It was Christmas time when we took the kids to see Santa. My son was sitting on Santa's lap and this was how the conversation went:

Santa: "What do you want to do when you grow up little guy?"
Son: "I want to be an engineer."
Santa: "So you want to build bridges?"
Son: "No Santa, I am going to drive a train. Don't you know?"

I must say, the look on Santa's face was priceless!!!
 
Our grandkids 4 & 5 were visiting us and were fascinated by the pool game on the computer. They played for hours, but finally I said, It's 9:30, time for bed. Kathleen asked "Granpa Randy, can we play again tomorrow?" I told here she could and both went happily to bed.

(Image of a clock showing 6:30am)
I feel a gently tapping on my arm, and a whisper, "Granpa Randy, it's morning, can we play pool again?" Happy memories!
 
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