The blonde said.............

[ed4copies]

Young lady goes to visit her blonde female friend, who has just gotten two new dogs.

To "show interest", she asks what the dogs names are, and is told "Rolex and Timex".

"Those names are a little unusual, aren't they??"

The blonde says, "They shouldn't be, after all they are

WATCH DOGS"

Joke donated by December version of Playboy, thanks!!
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[Drstrangefart]

:biggrin:Maybe this muted bugle will express my disappointment- WAH-WAH-WAHHHHHHHH.....:biggrin:

 

[bitshird]

AAAWWWW Ed.

 

[ed4copies]

Hey, Playboy doesn't offer a LOT of jokes I can quote here!!!

 

[CaptG]

Hey, Playboy doesn't offer a LOT of jokes I can quote here!!!

Thats funnier than the joke, lol.

 

[ctubbs]

Now that was funny.

 

[sgimbel]

No pictures! Didn't happen..............

 

[ed4copies]

No pictures! Didn't happen..............

If I quote their pictures, I'll give the mods a collective heart attack!!! (Can't have that, now could we???)

 

[Mark]

THat's a good one. "I only buy the magazine for the jokes".

 

[LeeR]

:biggrin:Maybe this muted bugle will express my disappointment- WAH-WAH-WAHHHHHHHH.....:biggrin:

Didn't you mean muted beagle?

 

[ctubbs]

No pictures! Didn't happen..............

If I quote their pictures, I'll give the mods a collective heart attack!!! (Can't have that, now could we???)

Now Ed, we are getting back into that old 'copyright' thing once more.:redface::laugh:
Charles

 

[ed4copies]

Hey, if it's in that mag, I'll be happy to take a copy of the right!!!

Or the left!!
Even center with a fold in it, would be OK!!

 

[Drstrangefart]

:biggrin:Maybe this muted bugle will express my disappointment- WAH-WAH-WAHHHHHHHH.....:biggrin:

Didn't you mean muted beagle?

Wait.... You're telling me that NOT ONLY did my Dad write a book of his awful plays on words, you bravely went forth, bought it, memorized it, and persented it here??? And I was not made aware??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???????:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[GoodTurns]

THat's a good one. "I only buy the magazine for the jokes".

the jokes are older and last longer......

 

[Jgrden]

Sheesh....

 

[glycerine]

Ed, that doesn't sound safe at your age! Does your doc know you're "reading" those magazines?!?! :biggrin:

 

[ed4copies]

Ed, that doesn't sound safe at your age! Does your doc know you're "reading" those magazines?!?! :biggrin:

Even when there is little left in the "checkbook", it costs nothing to window shop!!!

And, thankfully, I see my doctor religiously, once every decade---not a large force in my life.

 

[Mack C.]

Sounds like the gentleman that named his dog Asker.
While out for a walk one evening he met this voluptuos (sp) blonde who asked what his dog's name was. He replied Asker.

The blonde knelt down and looking in the dogs eyes asked "What's your name?":biggrin:

 

[Seer]

Playboy has jokes, all I ever did was try to learn braille reading the.

 

[randywa]

So I read your joke to my wife and told her you got it from Playboy. She just grinned and said he's a Seiko.

 

[ed4copies]

So I read your joke to my wife and told her you got it from Playboy. She just grinned and said he's a Seiko.

You may tell your wife she appears to be brunette!!!

 

[randywa]

So I read your joke to my wife and told her you got it from Playboy. She just grinned and said he's a Seiko.

You may tell your wife she appears to be brunette!!!

There is just enough red to make it scary sometimes.

p.s. The 1st ex was blonde. I'm suprised our dog wasn't named Shake to Wind.

 

[IPD_Mrs]

So I read your joke to my wife and told her you got it from Playboy. She just grinned and said he's a Seiko.

Maybe your wife should write for Playboy :devil: