Folks here we have the gold standard of pen contest.....The Slimline Contest. The Slimline Contest is what all the other pen contest want to be when they grow up. It's the contest all the contest chairmen wish they could run, if only they were better smarter, funnier, and better looking. And you my friends can be part of it. All you need to do is
1. Get yourself a slimline
2. Do at least two modifications to it using any means you see fit.
3. Submit your pen by emailing up to 3 photos to D.Oliver.IAP@gmail.com by August 23rd.
4. Soak in the sunshine that seems to eternally shine on you and enjoy the melodies of the angels that sing whenever you walk in a room and bask in the feeling of knowing members of the same sex want to be you, and members of the opposite sex want to be with you.
Now for the lawyer mumbo jumbo:
Universal contest rules apply. Pens cannot have been or be shown in any public forum before contest is complete, blanks for this contest must be either commerically available or made by you where the work done by you represents the majority of the work required to create the blank. Contest may cause increased confidence and sexiness. Please consult your doctor if you're taking any other medication. Not responible for lost or stolen items.
"I don't always make pens, but when I do, I make Slimlines. Stay classy my friends." - The most interesting man in the world
1. Get yourself a slimline
2. Do at least two modifications to it using any means you see fit.
3. Submit your pen by emailing up to 3 photos to D.Oliver.IAP@gmail.com by August 23rd.
4. Soak in the sunshine that seems to eternally shine on you and enjoy the melodies of the angels that sing whenever you walk in a room and bask in the feeling of knowing members of the same sex want to be you, and members of the opposite sex want to be with you.
Now for the lawyer mumbo jumbo:
Universal contest rules apply. Pens cannot have been or be shown in any public forum before contest is complete, blanks for this contest must be either commerically available or made by you where the work done by you represents the majority of the work required to create the blank. Contest may cause increased confidence and sexiness. Please consult your doctor if you're taking any other medication. Not responible for lost or stolen items.
"I don't always make pens, but when I do, I make Slimlines. Stay classy my friends." - The most interesting man in the world
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