While we're on the subject of Walmart, this was sent to me recently. Hope you enjoy as much as I did.
[FONT="]Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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[FONT="]One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally get here; but your being late so often is quite bothersome." [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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[FONT="]"Yes, I know boss, and I am sorry and am working on it." [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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[FONT="]"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear." [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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[FONT="]"Yes sir, I understand your concern and I will try harder."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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[FONT="]Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment, [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning late so often?" [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled. He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin, [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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[FONT="]"They usually saluted and said, Good morning, General, can I get your coffee, sir? [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]