Should not have gone to the shop today

[Cwalker935]

Rough day in the shop, dropped about a 100 things, broke some pieces I was working on, stabbed myself and sanded the top third of my middle finger nail off. Won't be flipping anyone the bird for a while.

Should have quit long before I did. Tried some gold leaf on a comfort pen, not really happy with it. Did manage to make a decent red dyed pendant and earring set. Made a nice coffee scoop as well but screwed up the photo.

 

[CREID]

Can you go to jail for stabbing yourself?

 

[Cwalker935]

Can you go to jail for stabbing yourself?

I was just defending myself.

 

[leehljp]

Can you go to jail for stabbing yourself?

I was just defending myself.

Thanks for the laugh! Good one! :biggrin:

 

[TLTHW]

Can you go to jail for stabbing yourself?

I was just defending myself.

No, But it will get you an interview with a nice man in uniform at the ER. DAMHIKT :laugh:

 

[BackyardSmokin]

Can you go to jail for stabbing yourself?

I was just defending myself.

When my wife asks me this, my answer is that the voices in my head had an argument.

 

[papaturner]

Can you go to jail for stabbing yourself?

I was just defending myself.

Would that be SELF-defense?

 

[Skie_M]

Can you go to jail for stabbing yourself?

I was just defending myself.

Would that be SELF-defense?

But ... I didn't know that was me!


Ignorance is no excuse for stupidity!


But ... your honor ... I don't want my butt waxed! I like the hair where it is!


Bailiff! Carry out the sentence!


*wife cries in the crowd* Oh ... I'm going to miss his hairy **** ... *sob* *sob*

*bailiff tears the hair removal strips off, one by one*

AAAAAAAUUUUUGHGHHHHHHHH!!!!! THAT ONE WASN'T MY BUTT!

 

[Brian G]

Rough day in the shop. . . stabbed myself

This is not how Pokemon Go works.

 

[gimpy]

LOL......Thanks for the laughs folks.......humor does the body good !!