riding lawn mower

[pensmyth]

FOR SALE - Riding Lawn Mower

Notice, it even has a headlight ! So be careful what you ask for !
My Wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.

She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work
And thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker
So she would have more time for the chores inside the house.

SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower.
I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug. To this day I have never been able to understand
Why some women are so hard to please .

 

[wood-of-1kind]

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I guess I thought she would squeal with delight ....

Mind sharing your secret for making her do this? But keep it clean ,after all this is a 'family sit'.:wink::redface::redface::redface::redface:

 

[Andrew Arndts]

What is so bad about this. It will give a better cut than the POS I got at a Kmart.

 

[mredburn]

I think the problem is you forgot the cup holder. Its very difficult to steer the mower and hang on to the adult beverage of your choice at the same time. Expecially on an uphill or side of the hill slope. Add the cup holder and I am sure you will be back in her graces once more.
Mike

 

[tim self]

I love it!

 

[Jgrden]

Sheesh.

 

[Lenny]

Chivalry is not dead! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[ldb2000]

So Andy , when is the divorce decree final ? :biggrin:

 

[boxerman]

That's cool. I need to get one them since i own my own Lawn Care Business.

 

[rjwolfe3]

I need one of those for me! I am too fat and using a push mower just kills me so this would be a decent compromise.

 

[Grizz]

Now that there is funny! I don't care who you are...

I shared that on my FaceBook. Thanks!

 

[moke]

I once bought my wife a very nice snow blower for Valentines Day, it was red and eveything....I got a very nice dress for Christmas....I don't know as I have the legs for it????
Guess I'll never do that again!
Moke