Quick I need help....

[edicehouse]

I have been working late for the last several weeks, this is the first time I am home before 8, and I need to start an argument with my wife so I can go to my dog house! Any ideas?:mad-tongue:

 

[Mike D]

Ask if her pants shrunk! That should be good for a month.

Of course you may need to stop off at the hospital first.

 

[tbroye]

Your on your own. If she is like most wives it won't take to much to push button. After almost 50 years I have run out of buttons to push.

 

[randywa]

Just man-up and ask if she's going to be a Homelite or a McCullough. Works every time at my shed.

 

[Tom D]

leave the lid up

 

[StephenM]

Tell her it's the bedroom or the shop - either way, you win.

 

[Buzzzz4]

Tell her you stopped off and bought a new tool after work.

 

[jcm71]

Play that practical joke on her.

 

[edicehouse]

Play that practical joke on her.

That would have woken up the kids, by the time they went to bed i went out for a smoke and came back an hour later.

 

[gimpy]

I know, ask her if she wants to make love, if not go to the dog pound