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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other toilet saying:
'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
'No..I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say nervously...

'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other toilet who keeps answering all my questions.'



Mobile phones..... don't you just love them!
 
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The Penguin said:
whenever I'm in a public restroom and someone is on their phone - I make sure that all waste is properly disposed of by flushing repeatedly.
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Really? I ramp up all the other sound effects, just to make sure there
isn't any ambiguity. (the vocals help immensely) :tongue:
 
Skip, was that just a joke or for real?
I've not laughed so much for ages & right now I really need a good chuckle, thanks!
 
Not to hi-jack this thread, but this story actually reminds me of one of my most embarrassing moments in life. I was working in a large office building that housed about 800 people; mainly men. This building had mice and one of the ladies I worked with was terrified of mice. She called me in a panic and asked me to come get the mouse out of her cubicle area. When I got there, I saw a mouse scoot into a small leather portfolio she had under her desk. I picked it up and told her I would dispose of the mouse for her. I went into the men's room which had four stalls, three of which we occupied, as well as a number of other guys washing hands etc. I went into the empty stall, closed the door and plopped this mouse into the toilet and flushed. In about two seconds the mouse was back on top of the water trying to get out, so without thinking, I said "Stay down there you little S@%T.", and flushed again. This happened three times before I realized that the room had gone dead silent. I'm sure those guys figured some guy had finally cracked and was talking to his "stuff" trying to flush the toilet. I ended up waiting about 10 minutes to allow the bathroom to empty so I could come out without feeling like an absolute idiot. None the less, when I exited the men's room, there were four guys pretending to read the bulletin board, just waiting to see the guy who was talking to his "stuff" in the second stall. Not one of my finer moments…

Jim Smith
 
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