piglets

[pensmyth]

Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir." The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are
Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,
"Excellent trade, sir."

 

[bobjackson]

Ha! My neighbor got a new car for his wife. Wonder what I could get for mine.

 

[thewishman]

Where's that rimshot sound when you need it...

 

[TellicoTurning]

Ha! My neighbor got a new car for his wife. Wonder what I could get for mine.

If your wife reads this, do you know when the funeral will be????:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: