Rick P
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For all my friends in America that are commenting on how cold it is!
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .. . At 65 degrees above zero: People in Florida turn on the heat. *People in Alaska plant gardens. ... ... ... At 60 degrees above zero: People in California shiver uncontrollably. *People in Alaska sunbathe.... At 50 degrees above zero: Italian and English cars won't start. *People in Alaska drive with the windows down..... At 40 degrees above zero: People in Georgia don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. *People in Alaska throw on a flannel shirt.... At 35 degrees above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. *People in Alaska have the first cookout of 'fall'..... At 20 degrees above zero: People in Miami all die. *People in Alaska close the windows..... At zero degrees: People in Arizona fly away to Mexico. *People in Alaska get out their winter coats, just in case it turns chilly.... At 10 degrees below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. *Girl Scouts in Alaska are selling cookies door to door..... At 20 degrees below zero: Washington, DC, runs out of hot air. *People in Alaska let the dogs sleep indoors..... At 30 degrees below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. *Alaskans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile..... At 40 degrees below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. *People in Alaska start saying, "Cold enough for ya?"..... At 50 degrees below zero: Hades freezes over. *Alaska public schools will open ON TIME!
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .. . At 65 degrees above zero: People in Florida turn on the heat. *People in Alaska plant gardens. ... ... ... At 60 degrees above zero: People in California shiver uncontrollably. *People in Alaska sunbathe.... At 50 degrees above zero: Italian and English cars won't start. *People in Alaska drive with the windows down..... At 40 degrees above zero: People in Georgia don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. *People in Alaska throw on a flannel shirt.... At 35 degrees above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. *People in Alaska have the first cookout of 'fall'..... At 20 degrees above zero: People in Miami all die. *People in Alaska close the windows..... At zero degrees: People in Arizona fly away to Mexico. *People in Alaska get out their winter coats, just in case it turns chilly.... At 10 degrees below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. *Girl Scouts in Alaska are selling cookies door to door..... At 20 degrees below zero: Washington, DC, runs out of hot air. *People in Alaska let the dogs sleep indoors..... At 30 degrees below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. *Alaskans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile..... At 40 degrees below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. *People in Alaska start saying, "Cold enough for ya?"..... At 50 degrees below zero: Hades freezes over. *Alaska public schools will open ON TIME!
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