Here's an opinion piece comparing the old and new Navy.
Then - If you smoked, you had an ashtray on your desk.
Now -If you smoke, you get sent outside and treated like a leper, if youre lucky.
Then - Mail took weeks to come to the ship.
Now - Every time you get near land, there's a mob topside to see if their cell phones work.
Then - If you left the ship it was in Blues or Whites, even in home port
Now - The only time you wear Blues or Whites is for ceremonies.
Then - You wore bell bottoms everywhere on the ship.
Now - bell bottoms are gone and 14 year-old girls wear them everywhere.
Then - You wore a Dixie cup all day, with every uniform.
Now - It's not required and you have a choice of different hats.
Then - If you said "damn," people knew you were annoyed and avoided you.
Now - If you say "damn" you'd better be talking about a hydro electric plant.
Then -The Ships Office yeoman had a typewriter on his desk for doing daily reports.
Now - Everyone has a computer with Internet access and they wonder why no work is getting done.
Then - We painted pictures of pretty girls on airplanes to remind us of home.
Now - We put the real thing in the cockpit.
Then - If you got drunk off duty, your buddies would take you back to the ship so you could sleep it off.
Now - If you get drunk off duty, they slap you in rehab and ruin your career.
Then - Our top officers were professional sailors first. They commanded respect.
Now - Our top officers are politicians first. They beg not to be given a Wedgie.
Then - They collected enemy intelligence and analyzed it.
Now - They collect our urine and analyze it.
Then - If you didn't act right, they'd put you on extra duty until you straightened up.
Now - If you don't act right, they start a paper trail that follows you Forever.
Then - You ate in a Mess Hall or Galley. It was free and you could have all the food you wanted.
Now - You eat in a Dining Facility. Every slice of bread or pat of butter costs, and you can only have one.
Then - If you wanted to relax, you went to the Rec Center, played pool, smoked and drank beer.
Now -You go to the Community Center and can still play pool, maybe.
Then - If you wanted a quarter beer and conversation, you could go to the EM, Chiefs' or Officers' Club.
Now - The beer will cost you three dollars and someone is watching to see how much you drink.
Then - The Exchange had bargains for sailors who didn't make much money.
Now - You can get cheaper and better merchandise at Wal-Mart.
Then - If an Admiral wanted to make a presentation, he scribbled down some notes and a YN spent
an hour preparing a bunch of charts.
Now - The Admiral has his entire staff spending days preparing a Power Point Presentation.
Then - We called the enemy things like "Commie B******s" and "Reds" because we didn't like them.
Now - We call the enemy things like "Opposing Forces" and "Aggressors or Insurgents" so we won't offend them.
Then - We declared victory when the enemy was dead and all his things were broken.
Now - We declare victory when the enemy says he is sorry and won't do it again.
Then - A commander would put his butt on the line to protect his people.
Now - A commander will put his people on the line to protect his butt.
Thank goodness I was in the "Old Navy" . And proud of it.
Then - If you smoked, you had an ashtray on your desk.
Now -If you smoke, you get sent outside and treated like a leper, if youre lucky.
Then - Mail took weeks to come to the ship.
Now - Every time you get near land, there's a mob topside to see if their cell phones work.
Then - If you left the ship it was in Blues or Whites, even in home port
Now - The only time you wear Blues or Whites is for ceremonies.
Then - You wore bell bottoms everywhere on the ship.
Now - bell bottoms are gone and 14 year-old girls wear them everywhere.
Then - You wore a Dixie cup all day, with every uniform.
Now - It's not required and you have a choice of different hats.
Then - If you said "damn," people knew you were annoyed and avoided you.
Now - If you say "damn" you'd better be talking about a hydro electric plant.
Then -The Ships Office yeoman had a typewriter on his desk for doing daily reports.
Now - Everyone has a computer with Internet access and they wonder why no work is getting done.
Then - We painted pictures of pretty girls on airplanes to remind us of home.
Now - We put the real thing in the cockpit.
Then - If you got drunk off duty, your buddies would take you back to the ship so you could sleep it off.
Now - If you get drunk off duty, they slap you in rehab and ruin your career.
Then - Our top officers were professional sailors first. They commanded respect.
Now - Our top officers are politicians first. They beg not to be given a Wedgie.
Then - They collected enemy intelligence and analyzed it.
Now - They collect our urine and analyze it.
Then - If you didn't act right, they'd put you on extra duty until you straightened up.
Now - If you don't act right, they start a paper trail that follows you Forever.
Then - You ate in a Mess Hall or Galley. It was free and you could have all the food you wanted.
Now - You eat in a Dining Facility. Every slice of bread or pat of butter costs, and you can only have one.
Then - If you wanted to relax, you went to the Rec Center, played pool, smoked and drank beer.
Now -You go to the Community Center and can still play pool, maybe.
Then - If you wanted a quarter beer and conversation, you could go to the EM, Chiefs' or Officers' Club.
Now - The beer will cost you three dollars and someone is watching to see how much you drink.
Then - The Exchange had bargains for sailors who didn't make much money.
Now - You can get cheaper and better merchandise at Wal-Mart.
Then - If an Admiral wanted to make a presentation, he scribbled down some notes and a YN spent
an hour preparing a bunch of charts.
Now - The Admiral has his entire staff spending days preparing a Power Point Presentation.
Then - We called the enemy things like "Commie B******s" and "Reds" because we didn't like them.
Now - We call the enemy things like "Opposing Forces" and "Aggressors or Insurgents" so we won't offend them.
Then - We declared victory when the enemy was dead and all his things were broken.
Now - We declare victory when the enemy says he is sorry and won't do it again.
Then - A commander would put his butt on the line to protect his people.
Now - A commander will put his people on the line to protect his butt.
Thank goodness I was in the "Old Navy" . And proud of it.
