New Cologne: My wife can't keep her hands off me!
- Thread starter edicehouse
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PeetyInMich
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NUTS, I just grilled some bacon up for the baked potatoes for dinner. Had I known she would not be sleeping while I am cruising IAP 
Jgrden
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Sheessh @!!!!!
johncrane
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i'd need a drum full 
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Hmm....I'm not so sure
If I wore that, then I reckon my better half would keep her distance.:frown:
However, I'd be really concerned about advances from my work mates!!!
If I wore that, then I reckon my better half would keep her distance.:frown:
However, I'd be really concerned about advances from my work mates!!!
triw51
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Maybe bacon mouth wash, bacon deorderant, bacon bubble bath, the list is endless... You found a new job edicehouse
Fred
Member
Finally a 'fix' for all the terrorists that walk among us. Spray this stuff all over yourself and go visit one of their mosques ... wonder what would happen? Be sure to spray their 'big man' really, really well. 
Displaced Canadian
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I'm not sure about this stuff. I tried it, doesn't taste like it smells. Also the neighbor's Doberman is waiting by the back door just waiting for me to step outside.
InvisibleMan
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Doesn't everybody have a natural bacon scent anyway?