Never Assume!

[Larry in Harrow]

ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME...

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

*He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

*Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hangar.

*He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

*The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

*Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

*'Why?' asked the pilot.

*'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

*The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . you're NOT my flight instructor?' *

 

[navycop]

I hope the photographer had a parachute in his bag...

 

[workinforwood]

That's pretty funny.

 

[Fred]

Kinda scary, but it could happen!

 

[Larry in Harrow]

How about Sven and Ole?


Ole and Sven were adrift in a lifeboat.

While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.

This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Ole immediately blurted out, 'Turn the entire ocean into Schmidt beer.'

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into Schmidt beer and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

Sven looked disgustedly at Ole whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Sven said, 'Nice goin' Ole! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat.'

 

[Curly]

Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

Keep 'em coming Larry. The laughs are welcome.

Curly :biggrin: