Haynie
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One would not expect testing out couches to be the work out it really is. My legs are as sore as they were when I scrapped last summer. Our sofa is 13 years old and sucks, so off to the biggish city yesterday to sit on countless sofas. With my bad back I am very picky about what I sit on.
In the first store I found a wicked comfortable sofa that happened to be on sale. In fact the entire set, sofa, love and chair, was on clearance. In my mind "SOLD to fat man with the white pickup and hot wife". There was also the added bonus of it being the first store. If we buy at the first store then I have time to do what I want which was go to the lumber store and archery store. In my Wife's mind "Wrong color".
So we went to another store, dealt with a crappy sales lady and I found a sofa that was comfortable and on sale, but not as comfortable as the first place. Still "wrong color".
As with the first one I pointed out the price and the fact that she could toss a cover over it. I got "the look".
the third store and probably a hundred sofas later I stumble onto a deal; sofa, love, coffee table, end tables 60 inch TV, Blue ray disk player, and sound bar, for 2 grand! A true GUY sale. "Wrong color". WRONG COLOR!!!!?:thunder: 60 inch TV in the deal and she is quibbling about color!!! Oh my god. This is like looking at a 300 point god of the forest bull elk through the cross hairs only to have a member of PETA scare it off.
In the end we did get a sofa and love seat that is decently comfortable, the "right color" and half off. Me and the sales guy were both looking at my wife, dumbfounded when she almost passed up the deal because the ****ing throw pillow things were the "wrong color".
I learned two things about my wife and I yesterday, and maybe men and women in general. I shop for comfort, and hunt "the deal". My primal hunting instincts emerge and I can envision myself sitting around the campfire with other married hunters discussing who bagged the best furniture deal. The single hunters are rolling there eyes but the married hunters would be patting me on the back.
She wanted to make sure her cave was coordinated, and she got her way. I am sure she will be sitting around the fire talking to the other cave ladies discussing how she kept my manhood in check.
Did I mention the 4 dining room chairs she chose because she saved us money on the sofa and love seat?:biggrin:
In the first store I found a wicked comfortable sofa that happened to be on sale. In fact the entire set, sofa, love and chair, was on clearance. In my mind "SOLD to fat man with the white pickup and hot wife". There was also the added bonus of it being the first store. If we buy at the first store then I have time to do what I want which was go to the lumber store and archery store. In my Wife's mind "Wrong color".
the third store and probably a hundred sofas later I stumble onto a deal; sofa, love, coffee table, end tables 60 inch TV, Blue ray disk player, and sound bar, for 2 grand! A true GUY sale. "Wrong color". WRONG COLOR!!!!?:thunder: 60 inch TV in the deal and she is quibbling about color!!! Oh my god. This is like looking at a 300 point god of the forest bull elk through the cross hairs only to have a member of PETA scare it off.
In the end we did get a sofa and love seat that is decently comfortable, the "right color" and half off. Me and the sales guy were both looking at my wife, dumbfounded when she almost passed up the deal because the ****ing throw pillow things were the "wrong color".
I learned two things about my wife and I yesterday, and maybe men and women in general. I shop for comfort, and hunt "the deal". My primal hunting instincts emerge and I can envision myself sitting around the campfire with other married hunters discussing who bagged the best furniture deal. The single hunters are rolling there eyes but the married hunters would be patting me on the back.
She wanted to make sure her cave was coordinated, and she got her way. I am sure she will be sitting around the fire talking to the other cave ladies discussing how she kept my manhood in check.
Did I mention the 4 dining room chairs she chose because she saved us money on the sofa and love seat?:biggrin: