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Israel's 'new' Airport Security!
TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device
that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a 'win-win' situation for everyone, with none of this
crap about 'racial' profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and
expensive PC trials.
You're in the Airport Terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all Standby Passengers,
El Al is proud to announce a seat available on
Flight 670 to London"
Shalom!
TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device
that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a 'win-win' situation for everyone, with none of this
crap about 'racial' profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and
expensive PC trials.
You're in the Airport Terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all Standby Passengers,
El Al is proud to announce a seat available on
Flight 670 to London"
Shalom!