Interesting thoughts

[Fred]

Several sayings by Papa Duck ... BTW, these are not meant to be political and/or religious by any means ...

"Wouldn't you know it ... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells seem to live forever and continue to multiply uncontrolled." ​

"Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?" A completely brilliant question!​

"Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete' and then start all over?"

"Don't argue with an idiot as people watching may not be able to tell the difference."

"When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk!'"

"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!"

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."

"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?"​

"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me!"​

"Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?" Another completely brilliant question!​

"Bumper sticker of the year: 'If you can read this, thank a teacher and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!'" - This is a very special statement!​

And remember: "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."​

Ya just might want to spread the word ...​

 

[Drstrangefart]

All of them are quite witty and on point. I'd like to add one of my own: On the road of life, if someone offers you a breath mint, take it!

 

[ctubbs]

How bout one more, "When you wrestle with hogs, you both get covered in mud, except the hogs love it." And then there is, "Nothing can be made idiot proof. They're smarter than we are."
Charles