GoodTurnsJR
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Seems everyone wants to float their best, family friendly one....
A couple is having financial difficulties, so they try to work out a budget. The wife decides that the husband must stop buying beer and they will be fine. The next day, he gets home from work just as she is emptying a $60 bag of cosmetics onto the table. He say "I have to give up beer but you can spend $60 on makeup?" She says " This is to make me beautiful for you." He responds "That's what the beer was for....."
She's probably not coming back!
A couple is having financial difficulties, so they try to work out a budget. The wife decides that the husband must stop buying beer and they will be fine. The next day, he gets home from work just as she is emptying a $60 bag of cosmetics onto the table. He say "I have to give up beer but you can spend $60 on makeup?" She says " This is to make me beautiful for you." He responds "That's what the beer was for....."
She's probably not coming back!
] Good one!