I lucked out....

[AceMrFixIt]

Got stopped last night, officer did breathalyzer and told me I had 8% blood in my alcohol. I ask him if he was going to carry me to jail, he said no, but I know where you live. I said good, point me in that direction.

(Not really, just another great joke from my Dad.)

 

[DurocShark]

There was a time where that wasn't all that unlikely...