I hate it when....

[hewunch]

I hate it when my imaginary friend gives me the silent treatment. :biggrin::tongue:

 

[Gary Beasley]

Better than being on the losing end of an argument with him.

 

[Drstrangefart]

I hate it when the ice in my water melts. Dilutes the beverage too much.

 

[hewunch]

Both very true.

 

[randyrls]

Some time ago I heard an interview with Steven Wright (comedian).
Interviewer: Steven, do you talk to yourself?

Steven: No, A week ago I had a violent argument with myself and I'm NOT talking to myself!
:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[randyrls]

I hate it when the ice in my water melts. Dilutes the beverage too much.

I used to have a sweatshirt that said, "I have a drinking problem, two hands, one mouth!" :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[Finatic]

I'm not that hungry, just cut the Pizza into 4 pieces not 8.

 

[Haynie]

Some jerk let my coffee get hot and the ice cream get cold.

 

[KBs Pensnmore]

I hate it when the ice in my water melts. Dilutes the beverage too much.

I used to have a sweatshirt that said, "I have a drinking problem, two hands, one mouth!" :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

My first wife had a drinking problem "ME":smile-big:

 

[Drstrangefart]

Last time I ordered a pizza, the bastards melted all of the cheese on it.

 

[Sancho]

I hate it when accidents happen.

For example; A Truck carrying a load of books from the Thesaurus Publishing Company turned over on the freeway. All the people nearby were surpized, perplexed, amazed, astounded, alarmed.