DocStram
Member
Ok, I've been trying and trying .... I mean I have worked and sweat and bled .... and I still cannot win one of the Daily Trivia Contests. I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, I read each answer carefully, research them, google the questions, call my 2 sons about possible answers, watch Public Television .... I've even gone to the reference librarian at my university library. Still, I cannot win even one of the Daily Trivia Contests! [:0]
At first I thought it was maybe because I call the Head of the Trivia Contest ... "Bill of Idaho" .... "Weasel Bill". Maybe he has something personal against me calling him Weasel (he is,of course, a weasel ... it all goes back to those Yew Blanks he tried to steal from me). Then I thought it might be my server. Or maybe the constellations just haven't been in alignment.
And now, the pressure is really on. Just four more chances to win. I'm sweating bullets here. The tension is unbearable. I swear that everybody in IAP has won that stupid contest except for me. What's wrong with me?? I've talked with my priest, the Dean, my students, Mrs. DocStram .... nobody can explain it.
And then, I look at the IAP Birthday Bash Forum and there' the topic saying "Winners". Why don't we have a post saying "Losers"?
I'm the first on the list. Am I alone here? Am I the only IAP member who has not won one of the Daily Trivia Contests??
Oh yeah, one more thing isn't the Daily Trivia Contest just plain fun?

At first I thought it was maybe because I call the Head of the Trivia Contest ... "Bill of Idaho" .... "Weasel Bill". Maybe he has something personal against me calling him Weasel (he is,of course, a weasel ... it all goes back to those Yew Blanks he tried to steal from me). Then I thought it might be my server. Or maybe the constellations just haven't been in alignment.
And now, the pressure is really on. Just four more chances to win. I'm sweating bullets here. The tension is unbearable. I swear that everybody in IAP has won that stupid contest except for me. What's wrong with me?? I've talked with my priest, the Dean, my students, Mrs. DocStram .... nobody can explain it.
And then, I look at the IAP Birthday Bash Forum and there' the topic saying "Winners". Why don't we have a post saying "Losers"?
I'm the first on the list. Am I alone here? Am I the only IAP member who has not won one of the Daily Trivia Contests??

Oh yeah, one more thing isn't the Daily Trivia Contest just plain fun?
