Fred
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Here are a few items seen on T-shirts recently ...
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
Dyslexics Have More Nuf.
I have kleptomania,
But when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
But when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Sometimes too much to drink just isn't enough.
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
In just two days from now,
Tomorrow will be yesterday.
Tomorrow will be yesterday.
A bartender is just a pharmacist
With a limited inventory.
With a limited inventory.
I may be schizophrenic,
But at least I have each other.
But at least I have each other.
I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.
KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.
I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.
I'm not inflatable.
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at
the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a
very important person, which almost
went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote
"The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was
getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a
very important person, which almost
went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote
"The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was
getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
When you work here,
You can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Billy".
You can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Billy".
Money isn't everything, But it
sure keeps the kids in touch.
sure keeps the kids in touch.
Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you!
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you!
I once had a handle on life,
but it broke.
but it broke.
I like cats too.
Let's exchange recipes.
Let's exchange recipes.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
but not screaming in terror like
the passengers in his car.
but not screaming in terror like
the passengers in his car.
Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
I am having an out-of-money experience.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
