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AceMrFixIt

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1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.



2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine



3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.



4. LEAVE A NOTE THAT READS:

Bubba,



Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and

messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell

from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.



Better wait outside. Be right back.



Cooter
 
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Nice, but . . .

AceMrFixIt said:



Nice, but I live in Louisiana . . .




1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

They would steal them . . .



2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

They can't read . . . .



3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.



4. LEAVE A NOTE THAT READS:

Bubba,



Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and

messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell

from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.



Better wait outside. Be right back.



Cooter
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They would break in to steal the guns, the dogs & anything else you may have worth more than a nickle . . .
 
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