Help the British Police PLEASE !!!

[skiprat]

Have you seen this man??? Police are searching in the area of his last sighting....Blackpool....

The police have compiled this Photo-Fit image of the colourful character known only as The Alchemist.....

He may be posing as a 'tourist' :wink: and may be polluting the beautiful coastal Lancashire beaches with his wizardry chemical concoctions!!

It is believed that he and his latest hussy partner have started a chemical 'cell'
and are distributing their deadly wares to the the unsuspecting locals !!

They MUST be stopped !!!

Please keep your eyes peeled and report any sightings to the local police...

Thank you !!

 

[UKpenmaker]

I've just heard, he's heading for North Wales :wink:

 

[magpens]

Hey, that photo was taken in YOUR shop !!! He's out to get ya.

 

[avbill]

glad i'm not in UK

 

[skiprat]

What's that you say???? He's on his way to my place????

Well...he can take my wife, kids and pets......as long as he leaves my stuff alone!!

 

[tbroye]

All flight to East Coast have been cancelled All ships are being searched. We have our best on it. The Donald will get to the bottom it. If he can't we will have Dog take over.

 

[1080Wayne]

What's that you say???? He's on his way to my place????

Well...he can take my wife, kids and pets......as long as he leaves my stuff alone!!

Sorry Skip , but I`m afraid its your `stuff` that he wants , and a recent photo suggests that he may have the means to get it !

 

[skiprat]

Wayne, I've endured 3 kids from birth to adulthood.......guns don't scare me anymore...:biggrin:

 

[stonepecker]

"There is no problem that can't be solved with the suitable application of high explosives".


That is a quote from one of my training instructors from back in the early 70's.
It just might be the answer to the problem Skip.

 

[Dalecamino]

Nothing to worry about Steven. Your shop is too small.:biggrin:

 

[Kragax]

"There is no problem that can't be solved with the suitable application of high explosives".


That is a quote from one of my training instructors from back in the early 70's.
It just might be the answer to the problem Skip.

I had that same instructor........he was right.

 

[mark james]

It might be nice to get some help from your Mates in the MPG just for security... Like maybe:

http://www.penturners.org/forum/f13/say-hello-my-little-friend-70732/

Or this:

http://www.penturners.org/photos/index.php?n=12378

Or this:

http://www.penturners.org/photos/index.php?n=11532

"The Alchemist" looks pretty shady, so better take precautions...

 

[KBs Pensnmore]

Awesome work Mark.

 

[BradG]

LMFAO you git!!!!!!!!!! lol now I know what the pm was referring to :biggrin: I owe you

 

[ladycop322]

Ladycop is locked and loaded in case he crosses her path! LOL

 

[BradG]

bring it on Ladycop

 

[BradG]

Steve you've heard the saying "If it can come back on you, don't put it down on paper.. well my wife may have spotted the word "hussy" in your comment LOL.. and she's a master and remembering these things. you're on your own when your paths cross :biggrin: