Daddy, where did I come from???

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RonSchmitt

RonSchmitt

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Daddy, how was I born? 'Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You got Male'
 
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I have the real answer, being a father of a 9 yr old girl. First a man and a woman has to get married. Then the woman has a seed on her tongue. The man kisses the girl and she gets a baby in her tummy. DUH..who doesn't know that!
 
I remember Arthur Linkletter's House Party (Does that date me or what?)

On The segment "Kids Say the Darndest Things" they used to ask the question; "Where do you parents say you came from?"

They got the usual cute answers, "the stork brought me", "doctor brought in his black bag" etc,

One little girl said, "My mommy had to go to the hospital, and they have all these babies behind a big picture window and she picked me out" (Everybody go AWWWW now)

But the show stopper was a little girl that said, "I don't know, whenever I ask, mom just says something about the milkman". Art Linkletter was speechless!!!!!:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: And trying hard not to burst out laughing.

Remember this was live TV! There was no 5 second delay, pre-recording, or anything like that. It was all live and happening as you watched.

Art finally regained his composure and said, "With that I think we'll go on!", as he turned to the next kid, his last comment to the youngster was, "I have some advice for you, Don't go home!".
 
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