I actually have a cribbage board steel template from ChefwareKits - I have had it for over 10 years and have not gotten around to making one.
I learned the game a long time ago (about 40 years), when I was bartending. I had a customer who would come in mid-day almost every day. Since there was not much business in the middle of the afternoon, he brought a cribbage board and cards and proceeded to teach me while he sipped his beer(s). He told me he was nationally ranked, which I had no way of proving or disproving, but I eventually began winning games against him. He invited me to a local cribbage tournament - my first - and I was super nervous, but I came in second. So my "coach" signed me up for a regional tournament near O'Hare airport in Chicago. There were about 500 people in the tournament, and I was quite sure I did not belong there. And I was right. I won the first couple games, but I went up against a grizzled old woman who looked like she wanted to bite my head off, and she proceeded to skunk me badly (it may have been a double skunk). She jumped up at one point during our game and screamed "MUGGINS!!!" to summon over a referee, who did confirm that I did not count all the points in my hand, so she claimed them and then proceeded with the skunking. I was pretty embarrassed. I never went to another tournament.
One day last winter, I was bored, so I looked up the American Cribbage Congress website and found an old newsletter that highlighted the national champions, and sure enough, my "coach", Griffin Perry, of Round Lake Beach Illinois was a national Champion in 1981.