rtjw
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Saw this and just had to post it.
Cremation?
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coach
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Doesn't that put you out of work though Johnny?[
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GO BEAVERS!!!!!!!!!
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rtjw
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Coach, I will be praying for ya tonight. I got everyone up here praying for ya!!!
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]pastorbill1952
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Johnny, to think an undertakerr with a sense of humor. Sorry coach but Johnny has one of those jobs that will never go out of business. Just be careful when he shakes your hand, he may be looking for a pulse.[]
]Fred in NC
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Well, it is all understandable ... Johnny has an easy job, all the work is laid out for him.
pastorbill1952
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ALright Fred![] How about Johnny has the only job people are dying to get. Morbid isn't it. BTW Johnny, I always make sure to thank the funeral directors for how they minister in the most difficult of situations. You and your colleagues have my sincerest appreciation.
BTW, speaking of outside the box, I remember someone turning an urn for someone just recently. CAn't remember whether it was on this forum or on sawmillcreek.
] How about Johnny has the only job people are dying to get. Morbid isn't it. BTW Johnny, I always make sure to thank the funeral directors for how they minister in the most difficult of situations. You and your colleagues have my sincerest appreciation.BTW, speaking of outside the box, I remember someone turning an urn for someone just recently. CAn't remember whether it was on this forum or on sawmillcreek.
Ligget
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LOL[] Good one!
] Good one!The bigggest problem I have with meeting someone in Johnny's profession is that they always look at you like they are measuring you for a box... [Originally posted by pastorbill1952
<br />Johnny, to think an undertakerr with a sense of humor. Sorry coach but Johnny has one of those jobs that will never go out of business. Just be careful when he shakes your hand, he may be looking for a pulse.[
]I always intended to be cremated, but am afraid the fat fire will burn for days...
Ron in Drums PA
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Hey Johnny, I printed two sets of business cards for a funeral director once.
One set was the standard, professional type and the other had a crooked tombstone and a flying bat along with the typical image of Frankenstein.
The slogan under his name was "You'll just die when you hear how good we are"
He said he wanted to liven things up at a convention and this should really kill them.
One set was the standard, professional type and the other had a crooked tombstone and a flying bat along with the typical image of Frankenstein.
The slogan under his name was "You'll just die when you hear how good we are"
He said he wanted to liven things up at a convention and this should really kill them.
Woodbutcher68
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Were the puns intended?
Ron in Drums PA
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I'm still trying to figure that out, but he did say he was the life of the party.
pastorbill1952
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Was talking with a funeral director the other day about pre-need arrqangements. He told me he could fix me up with the hottest thing going []
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Texas Taco
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Originally posted by pastorbill1952
<br />Was talking with a funeral director the other day about pre-need arrqangements. He told me he could fix me up with the hottest thing going [
Think I would opt for something a little cooler...........[
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