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Now that I've got your attention............

I'm having "THE PROCEDURE" done this week and I was thinking about making the doctor a pen. Any ideas on an appropriate material to use? Do they make any pen kits with a light in the end?

Anyway, I'll let you all know how things come out.

Also, if you have never read Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal, its a riot. I'm sure you can google for it.

Gotta go................:wink::wink::wink:
 
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By crackie, I'm sure the folks here at IAP can come up with a great idea for your pen:biggrin: I think you'll find the preparation much worse than the actual exam.

Jim Smith
 
glwalker said:
Anyway, I'll let you all know how things come out.

:wink::wink::wink:
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I'd be more concerned about how things go in :eek:. And Gary's Avatar is spot on for the subject matter:rolleyes:
Good luck to you!
 

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Had mine done last year. The worst part is the prep the night before. Maybe you can put your lathe in the bathroom... Oh yea, you will be living in there for several hours. The colonoscopy was a piece of cake. The fun juice they give puts you out like a light. Hint: Try not to wake up half way through… Can't think of a blank idea though. Usually people say that a bad pen looks like a piece of s*#t. Never thought of making a pen really look like some. Hope all goes well.
 
Make him a pen?? In some states, you'd have to get married after something like that! :eek: :biggrin: :tongue:

Just tell him you were planning to make him a pen, but you "got a little behind in your work"!
 
glwalker said:
Now that I've got your attention............

I'm having "THE PROCEDURE" done this week and I was thinking about making the doctor a pen. Any ideas on an appropriate material to use? Do they make any pen kits with a light in the end?

Anyway, I'll let you all know how things come out.

Also, if you have never read Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal, its a riot. I'm sure you can google for it.

Gotta go................:wink::wink::wink:
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This should tell you all you need to know on the subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMsPNI6EZE
 
:biggrin: Overheard in the Doctors office ....

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."
 
Somehow making a pen from BS, horse manure, or moose turds comes to mind as being appropriate. With enough CA glue, you can make a pen from almost anything.
 
Thanks.... the You Tube video was great. I like Dave Barry's analogy of "its like being at a shuttle launch..... and you're the shuttle".
 
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