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so I'm at my local Chinese takeout place and I find I'm thinking about how ducklings are little ducks, which then prompted me to cancel my order of dumplings. -Myq Kaplan
 
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so I'm at my local Chinese takeout place and I find I'm thinking about how ducklings are little ducks, which then prompted me to cancel my order of dumplings. -Myq Kaplan


The health inspectors closed down a Chinese Restaurant here in Harrisburg. They found cat carcasses in the garbage can.:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
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so I'm at my local Chinese takeout place and I find I'm thinking about how ducklings are little ducks, which then prompted me to cancel my order of dumplings. -Myq Kaplan


The health inspectors closed down a Chinese Restaurant here in Harrisburg. They found cat carcasses in the garbage can.:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
I'm a flip....Neighbor ask me over to eat balut......yuk....Thousand year old duck egg...yummm..

You're not a man until you've had some dinoguan!

My introduction to it was simple..
We were 18 years old and my then girlfriend and I had been dating for about 6 months. I'd eaten at her parents house plenty of times and I learned to tread carefully with some things.. (Getting a bowl of soup and seeing a fish head surface will do that)..
Anyhoo, it was Lori's graduation party and I showed up later in the day and I was starving.
It's a normal Flip household, tons of food and you HAVE to eat, otherwise you make mom mad. So I was ready to go... BBQ chicken, some salads, a soda, etc etc.. Afterwards, I went for the chocolate pudding. It sounds simple, doesn't it?
As I sat down in the room with her sisters and cousins, I put my spoon in, grabbed a wad and put it in my mouth and felt something. It was the f'ing beak. At that exact moment, everyone realized what I had in the bowl and they tried to stop me from going further. Too late. The damage was done. I started by gagging. Then tried to cover my mouth before I hurled. Didn't work. I had projectile hurl that shot everywhere, through my fingers, onto the cousins, onto my girlfriend.. It was bad. Somehow, I still talked my father in law into letting me marry his daughter.


20 years later, even if I know I should be staying away, I still ask what's in it. It makes my mother in law mad that I always ask too. haha

It also makes her mad how much my wife has "dummied down" flip recipes for me.. Kuri Kuri, Adobo, Lugaw... All some of my favorite foods, but only the "Rich friendly" version. lol
 
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