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brokenbit

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Myakka City, Florida, USA.
If my body were a car.....this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job
is getting a little dull. My headlights are out of focus, and it's
especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as
graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into
things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with
varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

But here's the worst of it -- almost every time I sneeze, cough or
laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS...I QUALIFY - How about You?
 
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Apparently you are about my age and mileage:biggrin:. I told my Sunday School class I was like an old car........Every time you raise my hood you find something else wrong with me.:eek:
 
The way I feel I don't think I qualify for cash for clunkers. I feel more like the rusted up wreck you see out in a field on blocks with a tree growing up though it. And thats on the good days.
 
Well, if the vehicle you drive is a reflection of the driver....then I'm statistically in good shape. A 70 series 3.0L turbo Land Cruiser with 130,000k is just barely broken in and should be around for a long, long...LONG time................or not..:cool:
 
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