BORED IN THE RAIN / LIMERICK FUN

[altaciii]

Holy smokes the rain has come down in Corpus Christi today. Stuck at work and started talking about limericks. I'd like to see some from our members. I'm trying to keep them clean so a little leeway please. Here are a couple to get started.:biggrin:

There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.
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and for our friends down under
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A limerick fan from Australia


regarded his work as a failure:


his verses were fine


until the fourth line

?

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[ldb2000]

There once was a girl from Nantucket ......... On second thought I better not , I don't want to get Banned ! :wink::biggrin:

 

[DCBluesman]

Maybe -

and for our friends down under

A limerick fan from Australia​

regarded his work as a failure:​

his verses were fine​

until the fourth line​

?

When he had no words left to regale ya​

 

[Lenny]

This post reminds me of a dear old friend who has passed. He was a survivor of the Normandy invasion, the most decorated veteran in our county. He worked for years as an Electrician and Plumber, helping to write the states code.
Always there to help those less fortunate!

I worked with him on many of his last jobs, (he was well past retirement age by then) and he would often entertain us by reciting limericks. He could go no stop for hours!
Thanks for reminding me of a really great man!