Once you are a CUSTOMER, there's no need to hound you.
It's when you are a PROSPECT that I get to know you pretty well.
Old joke:
Guy is about to die, has lived a good life, so he sees God in advance and God says, "Do you want to come to heaven or go to hell?" The guy asks if he can visit and RETURN. God says, "Sure" and shows him around heaven. All the gold and staid reverence is nice.
So, he goes to visit hell and there's a party going on. Everyone having a great time, fabulous energy, welcomed and shown around by the devil personally. "WOW" he thinks, "This place has really gotten a bad rep for no reason -- HHHmmmmm!"
So, he goes back to earth and dies a couple days later. When he again meets God, He asks, "Do you want to come to heaven or go to hell?" The man says that hell is really more his style and can he go there? God reminds him this is an eternal, unchangeable decision. But the man decides the party is great, and goes to hell.
Upon arrival, there is what we have all come to expect in hell - souls suffering, great pain, unhappiness, nothing good.
He spots the devil coming by and asks him, "HEY, what happened to the party and all the neat stuff that was happening before??"
The devil looks him in the eye and says calmly, "THEN, you were a PROSPECT ------NOW, you are a CUSTOMER!!"
And you'll remember this little story in about a year, if you deal with MY competition.
Good luck!